jezebel

they/them ☭

[someemochick]

[sprachgefuehle]

[valtsv]

if i could turn into an eel. well that'd be ideal.

[valtsv]

haha ideel. idEEL.,

[valtsv]

im mentally ill

[valtsv]

...............mentally eel........

[valtsv]

[nyancrimew]

explain minecraft lore

cube

[scarylook]

Haters only hate me because they hate me

[kosmogrl]

[butt-berry]

Swellow is that really necessary

[tim-ee-sis]

That bird is gay. The DRAMA.

[splitjawjanitor]

Also

[cheshireinthemiddle]

[madame-helen]

Drama queens

[mizumanta]

Okay but

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[happyheidi]

[tibby]

i don’t watch succession but i’m happy for you guys or sorry that happened

[kosmogrl]

[viiuan]

yall with adhd or autism or such ever just get…. bored. like so Painfully bored. like its not “oh hehe i was so bored and i made this” to flex or “oh im so bored bc i have nothing to do” but like a “i am physically incapable of ending this horrible understimulation with any activity i might attempt” and its genuinely fucking painful

[spoonie-isms]

Bonus points if you try a bunch of things and none of them are right so you’re just walking a circuit around your place, getting increasingly frustrated about all the things you don’t want to be doing and not being able to settle on a task

[dr-falcon-fox-and-coyote]

Opening and closing the tabs on my computer hoping for the stimulation but getting nothing

[demifleur-deactivated20170601]

Nobody 👏 wants 👏 to see 👏Asian roles 👏 given 👏 to 👏 white people

[oranicuhh]

when your Twitter gets suspended because you posted this after the election results and angry whites report your page.

[dope-pope-blog]

[so-doggone-funny]

//cats & boxes

[sheisrecovering]

A REAL WOMAN IS WHATEVER SHE WANTS TO BE. 🎀💝✨ Late post, but happy #InternationalWomensDay to all the ladies out there. You are strong, inspirational and undeniably beautiful in every way.🌸💘

[thenerdyanthrohistorian]

I fixed it 

[fuckjezebel]

person: how can you keep that in your ROOM? it wants to kill and eat you!! it's vicious!!

my snake: (balls up because I wiggled her feeder at her)

my snake: (balls up because she saw a paper towel)

my snake: (balls up because she saw her reflection)

my snake: (periscopes too high and falls over dramatically, balls up and peeks around like "WHO DID DAT")

my snake: (hides in my bra for warmth)

my snake: (puts her own head under a running faucet and sits there for ten years) (it feels nice I guess?)

my snake: (rubs her chin all over my hand until I scratch the itch)

my snake: (gets stuck inside a paper towel tube, balls up when I free her from it, immediately goes back in)

me:

me:

me: totally agree

[famousbitchclub]

i need to get new outfits for 2016, anyone help me? link me your faves shop xx

[stephs12]

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[sophiajnsn]

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[katieyx]

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[stuffier]

check this site out, they on a big sale!!!!! up to 80% off. i just get my tshirt, my fave dress omg

[lambasting]

this post really help me, thanks<3 check these beautiful sweaters guys OMGG, i bet you will like it<333

[fyeah-twice]

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