fuck this pig in particular

hog hate blog november 2020 my mom got a pig and holy fuck do i hate him. this is a hate blog for him. [they/them]

[fuckmarlowe]

[ID: the first image, an image of a pig in a blue harness sniffing a carpet. the image has been turned to max saturation, contrast, and warmth, multiple times over, the same editing technique as the “deep fried memes.” big white letters read “FUCK THE HOG.” the second image is the same, sans the words]

FUCK THE HOG

[holdoncallfailed]

nice!

[emil]

get pig

[tamamita]

haraam

[self-mythologist]

treyf

[peta2]

Do you?

[vilebeggar-deactivated20170618]

i think the top one is a cat and the bottom one is a pig

[fuckmarlowe]

[ID: a video of marlowe in his crate. he is an average sized pig with spots. he gives the camera an occasion oink]

piggy jail for piggy crimes

[primordial-fungus-monolith]

Lol my large and handsome pig didn’t find Anything of interest in your yard

[thecollectvenerve]

[that-one-support]

Log Hog

[fuckmarlowe]

[ID: a front facing video of me trying to have marlowe spin (a trick he knows). i am holding a piece of cheese and he is enamored. i say “spin-no, spin-spi-“ i start laughing as he jumps towards the cheese, “marlowe! okay... sit [more laughing] why do you love cheese so much?”]

he’s very bad at following directions

[fuckmarlowe]

HE BIT MOXIE THE DOGS TAIL

[fuckmarlowe]

sighs. here’s a photo of marlowe. he’s been a good piggy today

[ID: a photo of marlowe the pig. he has a blue harness and is standing on a carpet in the sunlight looking at the camera. he looks oddly content.]

[minced--oath]

woolly mangalitsa pigs

[fuckmarlowe]

marlowe took shit out of my CLOSED backpack and then took an entire bag of carrots

[moveslikekeithrichards]

love pinning discord messages its like hanging them on the fridge

[moveslikekeithrichards]

u go into someones house & their fridge is covered in sticky notes that say shit like “i got glass bones & paper skin every night i shatter my hog”

[fuckmarlowe]

[ID: a photo of me feeding marlowe. he is reaching upwards with his snout as i give him a leftover piece of tomato. i am wearing a black skirt with a dark red scarf around it, a black short sleeve shirt over a dark green long sleeve.]

hoggy hog

[memewhore]

[captainsingleton]

Man: What’s a matter girl, you had a little bit too much corn?

Pig: *very long disgruntled groan which rises in pitch*

Man: Is that a yeah?

Pig: *shorter groan*

Man: Okay.  Here I come, I gotta get the intoxicated pig… Look at this pig…

Pig: *quiet snort*

Man: Hey!

Pig: *snort*

Man: Are you messed up, girl?  

Pig: *short snort*

Man: Never seen a damn pig… Look at that, that one here’s fine, that one there is fine, this one here is turned belly up 

Pig: *snort snort snort snort*

Man: Hey you

Pig: *snort*

Man: Whoa!  Whoa!  Shit!  [Unintelligible] HOWH!  Come here girl! 

Pig: *grunt grunt grunt*

Man: Holy hell, fuck…I didn’t mean to do that

[kitharion]

“Whoa! Woah! Shit The Bed Almighty!” Is my new favorite expletive

[minyate]

[fuckmarlowe]

[sigh]

[ID: a photo of marlowe against a dark wooden floor. he is wearing a red party hat with a pin on it that says “it’s my birthday!” badly edited are the words “happy birthday” laid over it all in a silly font with confetti. the little beige dog in the corner has also been edited to have a blue party hat on.]

happy one year birthday to marlowe

[mossdenimjacket]

the pig got into the bird feed (somehow!!) and managed to get through nearly a HALF GALLON of it before I stopped him!!!! you horrible, putrid little creature!!! how has your feeble spine not snapped under the weight of your own gluttonous, overblown belly, you vile and treacherous thing!!!