:-)

she/her the bug in my profile picture is named randy!!

[ejgto]

[late-dawnz-early-sunsets]

what the fuck man you cant do that

[ieafy]

In the night

[cykelops]

chatgpt is a threat to the symbiotic relationship between fanfic writers and their betas. we are losing our traditions. eradicate the soulless machine and ask your friend who has a full time job and 3 kids to annotate your omegaverse fanfiction like any other responsible adult.

[swan2swan]

Where's that tweet about how American chants are "let's go [team name] and some other country (Irish?) fans are "I've made up a song about the other team's drinking problem to the tune of London Bridge Is Falling Down one two three"?

[luimnigh]

[ladydevoir]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

made me laugh thinking abt if you do porn your boss could walk by and be like “fuckin hard or hardly fuckin?” and that might be pretty funny. well im alone there now. in our “special place”. waiting for you.

[flipchild]

[3000s]

classic example of a pig egg

[77bears]

[libraford]

Googled something about quick hydration and it suggested big jug of water, couple tbsp pickle juice, dash of lime juice.

Its surprisingly tasty????

[libraford]

Pleased to report that after a day of this i am not longer craving caper brine and my mouth is not dry as usual. There's some good suggestions in the notes too that I want to try.

-ancient roman posca: water, red or white wine vinegar, honey, salt, herbs (coriander, mint, thyme)

-switchel: water, ginger, vinegar, sweetener, lemon, salt

-ayran: yogurt, water, salt, mint

-Agua pepino: water, cucumbers, lime, sugar, optional mint.

[libraford]

I have been reminded of:

-shrub: vinegar, sida water, elderberry (or other berry), sugar.

[libraford]

I have now been informed of

-sekanjabin: honey, vinegar, mint, water.

[libraford]

"Wow, I wonder why this post was popular this week."

-sees the reports of the heatwave in Europe-

"... ah."

[jenroses]

I have POTS, and also can't do a high sodium diet, so I make my own electrolyte lemonade. I have good kidney function but got kidney stones a few years ago, and high sodium can draw calcium into the kidneys.

Anyway, the recipe is here:

Homemade Electrolyte Lemonade

Homemade Electrolyte Lemonade By Jenrose Please use the outline to navigate to different sections! Ingredients: Citrus juice Pure lemon ju

This is infinitely adjustable. Increase or change the electrolyte to your needs. Don't want stevia? Use sugar, honey, allulose, whatever. Easy to add certain powdered supplements like vitamin c powder(I recommend low doses! Do the math!)

Change the flavor to whatever you want. My current jar is just mango but earlier I had caramel vanilla, and coffee chocolate butterscotch lemonade is startlingly good for someone who likes coffee but can't handle the real thing. Having a bunch of unsweetened natural flavors around to liven things up is a godsend.

Anyway, this is like, what I drink 95% of the time. It doesn't dry my mouth out like plain water. I drink it easily.

If you're replacing sweat, sodium is probably a good idea. If you're medically complex, ask a doctor to help you figure out the best electrolyte blend for you. In the summer I'll add a small amount of sodium to the potassium chloride, or do 50/50 if I'm going to be outside. The ratios in the recipe are just what works for my body and my taste buds.

[halondrus]

Lady in drive through had a bearded dragon sitting on her boobs and she held it up and let me pet it. killing myself canceled

[halondrus]

art is not my strong suit but this is my best recreation of what i saw when i opened the window. i have to emphasize that she was supermodel levels of gorgeous

[linolinoing]

guys pls don't die from the heat i love playing tumblr with you

[vaporwavecorp]

3DS found with erosion and barnacles found while diving

[who-the-fuck-is-sennalye]

$200 no lowballs no negotiation i know what i have

[retropieos-official]

I could fix it

[goldensunset]

[iliothermia]

Hello! Are there any subjects you want to draw but maybe you're worried it would be too different to your style and your audience might not respond to it?

I really love drawing cute animals.. But it's not what people know or care about my art for, so they don't get as much love- and then I get shy about posting them all. So.. Here

[vile-things]

[tdwhisperer]

See, this is why I use Tumblr. I just came from reading a large post about male privilege and I immediately see a dog made of broccoli with absolutely no context.

[aforest2006remaster]

yesterday i made a beetle out of soda tabs and wire. we took the bus home.

[dinovelvet]

[sharkinablanket]

[thefoolishkat]

and they are the bestest of friends

[amnhnyc]

Happy Father’s Day from the Gold-specs jawfish (Opistognathus randalli)! Dads-to-be of many jawfish species carry eggs in their mouths. This behavior helps protect offspring from predators. To attract females, male jawfish do a “dance” that involves a series of sweeping movements and fin-flashing. And the crescendo of this courtship ritual? Males open their mouths as wide as possible to boast their mouthbrooding potential! 

Photo: Wayne and Pam Osborn, CC BY-NC 4.0, iNaturalist