Yikes

Martin Addison needs to be stopped

[fuckmartinaddison]

B-b-b-b-b-but Martin gave someone four dollars so Simon could go on the ferris wheel again!!!!! Sure, maybe Blue could have just met him when he was off the ferris wheel, but Martin forked over four dollars and joked that he was Blue (aka being an absolute dick) so you can't criticize him!!!!!!!!

You’re totally right! I’ve got to delete my blog now that I’ve seen what a great guy he actually is

[fuckmartinaddison]

Martin's definitely an asshole, but I like his character because every damn human (irl and in the book/movie) is adamant about how he deserves 0 chances of redemption... well like... there's maybe a 1% chance if you go by the book... but seriously. Love that.

You’re definitely in the minority there, I don’t think you’ll find to many people who like Martin Addison. Honestly though what could he do to redeem himself at this point? I guess if he understood why he was such a piece of shit to Simon and was truly sorry and was trying hard to make it up to him then maybe but what he did is pretty unforgivable if you ask me.

[fuckmartinaddison]

Martin is the worst I feel like they tried to redeem him but he’s still the Worst

He can’t be redeemed, he is trash.

[white-weasel]

Favorite part about seeing Love Simon in theaters was when Martin came to “apologize” to Simon in the parking lot a guy in my row just said “This cunt!” and honestly? Same

[fuckmartinaddisonman]

[fuckmartinaddison]

You know, I'm surprised no one is defending Martin. When I saw it and read the book I was already anticipating a bunch of people to be like "Martin just didn't get a chance with Abby and Simon was so mean to him!!!!!!!!!!! Leave my cimmamon roll alone!!!!!!!1!!1!1!!" If he was played by anyone more conventionally attractive, I guarantee Martin would be defended to all hell and back

Where is the lie

[deitydoq]

Love, Simon (2018) perfectly displays the difference between a manipulative public proposal and a sweet grand romantic gesture in the best way possible. Martin, when trying to ask a girl out, publicly humiliates her by pressuring her to say yes to him in front of a huge crowd of people and putting her in the spotlight, making her visibly uncomfortable. When Simon makes the gesture to Blue, it gives “Blue” the opportunity to back out and not show his face, therefore making Simon the only subject of ridicule if the situation goes wrong, showing his dedication and his love for Blue in that he is willing to undergo EVEN MORE humiliation to find him. This, among other parts of the movie, clearly outlines the fact that homosexual people have perfected romance to a degree that straight people have not found. In this essay I will -

[gaysbashback]

op where’s the rest of it

[fuckmartinaddisonman]

If you’re sad, and want to be unsad, just imagine every gay in the world throwing spaghetti at Martin Addison

[simontheoreo]

“I agree with the proposal but wouldn’t that just be like throwing spaghetti into a regular trash can? Seems like a waste.”

[gayestfroginthepond]

Quick suggestion, big fucking rocks would be more effective.

[fuckmartinaddison]

ur entire blog? big mood

Thanks, It’s what Simon would have wanted ^_^

[geekfeminist]

in this house we hate and despise martin addison

[hurleyquinnzel]

how come those two homophobic jocks got in trouble for that bullshit they did in the cafeteria but martin didn’t get any flack for literally blackmailing simon and outing him to the entire school? somebody lmk

[emolightningmcqueen]

anyways martin is complete trash and if you blackmail someone and then publicly out then you’re incapable of redemption 😩👏

[sheiseurydice]

you can only say “fuck” once in a pg-13 rated movie and simon used it to yell at martin fucking legend! love that gay!

[bramgayfeld]

martin making a fool of himself in front of the entire school is my aesthetic

[ambigousfern]

I don’t understand why Martin would think Abby liked him

Like, If you have to resort to blackmail in order to get someone to like you, that’s probably a very clear sign that they don’t like you

[oreo-mush]

Everytime you reblog this post Martin Addison moves another mile away from Creekwood :)))))))))))

[fuckmartinaddison]

I’m reblogging the fuck out of this

[shtzandgigs]

Martin Addison mood board!!

i rly hope this hasn’t been done lmao i thought it was funny