... i need to return some videotapes

• mer, 28 👵, white, bi, bad at lists • semi-normal young professional on the outside 87 years old on the inside • Current Aesthetic: ring by spring success story

[actualbabe]

hewwo i'm mer - i love women and one (1) man and confirmed have adhd. retired from writing fanfic as of 2022 🪦⚰️

i have a side blogs for knitting / queerness / art

[romehbo]

"you couldnt make seinfeld today" you couldve made seinfeld in 45 B.C.

[desertangels70s]

"Snoopy in Fashion" photo book from 1984.

[3000s]

ocd will have me thinking i cant text "here now if you wanna head over" because i sound like blowjob mario with a walkie talkie

[3000s]

nobody thinks this way, you are a broken person

[starrmarr-deactivated20260106]

[gumy-shark]

oh, no, you misunderstand me. those were my monkeys. yeah the circus and i have since parted ways. yeah it was the elephant thing, i dont really want to address that right now though

[fantasmalresplendent]

I can't be the first to make this connection

[fantasmalresplendent]

y'all slept on the first chart but I will make the world see my vision

[spaceshiporion]

...Can I add this

[jame7t]

dead tired today so I grabbed a coffee from the gas station & the guy greeted me by trying to say “is that everything “ but fumbled and said “e ga thebythin” and me trying to say “yeah” or “yup” just went “YIP!” in response. No survivors

[lichtenbug]

[sandersstudies]

Activist sister: I’m concerned about American free speech being threatened.

Little brother: What do you mean? We still have free speech. I can say penis balls right now.

[sandersstudies]

Help I’m hearing it in their voices now

[fizpup]

Get real.

[forever70s]

Scholastic postcards (1974)

via The Peculiar Manicule

[hotvampireadjacent]

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[the-marxist-mash]

It even crashes like a car in a ps2 game

[fagenthusiast]

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

things to say after fucking up egregiously

pack it up boys we've made a social blunder

let's run that again

one more time normal style

I'm going to become a statistic

further proof god is out to get me

it's because I tore my acl senior year

I couldn't do it for religious reasons

my ex took my talent in the divorce

good thing nobody saw that (said directly to someone who definitely saw it)

[hardwrench]

pregnant with a bag of peas

[hardwrench]

congratulations + absolutely anytime

[hardwrench]

The Poisoned Ant = tavern for villains and rogues

Poisoned Ant = 90s rock band

Poisoned the Ant = 2010s rock band that sucks

Ant, Poisoned = dark and contemplative novel that just came out

ANTPOISONED = steam game

[vergak]

I'm a hard pillow hard mattress man. I need reliability. I don't want something to change into a completely different shape when I touch it, that's lying and I don't like liars.

[vergak]