fag hag with coach bags.

twenty six, southwest florida, poor, single and terrible at cooking.  

[closet-keys]

Anyone else remember the episode of Courage the Cowardly Dog about a lesbian bunny who escapes her abusive boyfriend and rides off into the night on a train with the love of her life?

[agentdarkb0oty]

I like to think that Kitty and Bunny are still together somewhere in the vast beyond of animation.

[dirudo]

*Me sucking cock and recording* Him: oh fuck yeah Me:

[fuckmeaghan]

for someone who is actually having sex now i am still really frustrated. 

i have a lot of friends but like i don’t know it’s not the same anymore. i can’t talk to them. about my emotions because their all gay men and like their amazing and i love them dearly with all my heart but they just don’t understand lady shit. and i don’t have girlfriends and the ones that i do have i don’t fucking trust nor do i feel like i can call them i don’t fucking know after years of staying off of this fucking website i am back because i don’t know. epokflskdjfvlksjdflkjsdkjfhskjdghksdhgkdglkhdgkjhdfgjk i am not popular no one is gonna read this and no even cares i don’t even care fuck 

[felderwin]

My favorite thing to do when someone asks me to perform a simple task is to say “No” while doing it

[puddymarei-deactivated20240321]

i think im just always going to be misunderstood

[rebel6]

[destinyrush]

I mean, he joined Kaep’s protest and said that the proper way to engage with a nazi is to “run through a MF face, then you don’t gotta worry about them no more” so I’m totally here for this 😂

[jphcrk-deactivated20251128]

If the gay community doesn’t embrace house music again soon the straights WILL WIN.

[fuckmeaghan]

We would love to see you topless and after all it is topless tuesday?

what’s a topless tuesday? 

is that a thing anymore because i ain’t 20 anymore. 

sorry bud. 

[animusrox]

[gogomrbrown]

Lovely.

[terror-foster]

What a punch

[women-are-magic-deactivated2020]

I wore a flannel shirt to work the other day and a guy I didn’t know was like “hey nice flannel” and without even thinking I casually said “thanks I’m gay” and he laughed so hard he had to sit down.

[justnoodlefishthings]

honestly fuck viruses they’re not even alive they’re just strands of punk ass DNA that go around fucking up us normal and god fearing life forms you don’t even have a nucleus you stupid bacteriophage looking horizontally transmitting RNA clump

[rosy-suggestion-blog]

Concept: It’s 6 years from now, you are vacationing with your other half in a stunning oceanview apartment that you found online, it’s night, the air is crisp and the sound of the crashing waves makes you think about your younger self who was so terrified about things not falling into place; you wish you could go back in time and show yourself how great things are going to be 

[littlehookerofgaga]

[fuckmeaghan]

I just lost 72 pounds and I don’t use this anymore and I am feeling sad so fuck y’all so here is my face multiple times in a row

[fuckmeaghan]

mama don’t make me put on the dress again