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ooc.

sorry i haven’t been here like at all,, whoops

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video 

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❝ I don’t really wanna do the work today. ❞

MEME || Accepting.

❛ Then WHY show up to class, Mr. Vaso? ❜ 

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❛ I’m not MAD, no, I’m just DISAPPOINTED. ❜ 

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Listen, he’s perfect and I love him

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❝ Wha–you spilled–whawhawha– LIPSTICK in my Valentino white bag?! ❞

MEME || Accepting. 

❛ My apologizes, I knocked it over on accident. However, I CAN get the stain out, if you allow me? ❜ 

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They open up the box they’re holding, ​showing beautifully crafted muffins.

❛ Muffin? ❜ 

[seafoamsthetic]

MY FAVORITE VINES a sentence starter - 2/??? — (part 1)

❝ Is there anything better than PUSSY? Yes, a really good book! ❞

❝ Hello… FUCKER. I’m gonna kill your whole family for fun. ❞

❝ I am DISGUSTED, I am REVOLTED– I dedicate my entire life to our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ and THIS is the thanks I get?! ❞

❝ Oh my GOD, they were roommates! ❞

❝ Don’t fuck with me! I have the power of God and anime on my side! ❞

❝ Roses are red, violets are blue… Why-why’d you leave me ____, what did I do? ❞

❝ Do you ever… like wake up or… do–uh–like, do something and you’re just like ‘what the he–fuck is going on?’ ❞

❝ Do I look like–? ❞

❝ I do love working here, it’s just– We all have a lot of laughs. ❞

❝ Fuck off, ____! I’m not going to your fucking [event]. ❞

*sigh* ❝ My name is ____, I hate everyone in here. Especially ____, she’s a whore. ❞

❝ Hey, ____! You’re no good, _____! You’ll never be shit! You’re JUST. LIKE. YOUR FATHER. ❞

❝ Dude, what the fuck? This is your space, this is your area, she can’t do that to you! ❞

❝ Hey yo, cut the music, cut the music. Somebody left an ice cube on the ground, it melted and now my SOCK is wet— who the fuck wanna DIE?! ❞

❝ Wha–you spilled–whawhawha– LIPSTICK in my Valentino white bag?! ❞

❝ I’m over this dumbass school with all these fake ass people — Hey! … Fucking bitch. ❞

❝ I don’t really wanna do the work today. ❞

❝ Oh hi, thanks for checking in, I’m sTiLL a PiEcE oF gArBaGe! ❞

❝ When will you learn?? That your ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES?!. ❞

❝ Welcome to Bible study, we’re all children of Jesus! Kumbayaaaa, my Lord! ❞

❝ Country boooooy, I loooove yooooou. ❞

❝ So I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my titties… ❞

❝ He needs some milk! ❞

❝ Hi, I’m _____, and I’m your freestyle dance teacher. ❞

❝ Bitch, you’re gonna step on my fucking toe bitch with the fucking cowgirl fucking boots bitch DISGUSTING! ❞

❝ I’m old! I’m SIXTEEN! I’m a GRANDmother. ❞

❝ You know what? I’m about to say it… I don’t care that you broke your elbow. ❞

❝ I’m out here jogging…. Uh… Worst experience of my life… I don’t know why people do this for fun. ❞

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                                        Indie. Priv. Sel. Monster Prom OC.                                                         18+ only.

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Headcanons!!!

Aleks is a pretty petty person and runs on a three strike system. After three stikes, Aleks has no problem completely shutting and ignoring the offender. 

Student they generally try to make an except to this, as it’s bad for a teacher to ignore a student, but best believe it there are teachers Aleks acts like they never existed

Students will not get treats that Aleks makes after the three strikes tho.

Aleks usually walks around with freshly baked muffins every morning to hand out to students and staff.

After school Aleks runs a cooking club that meets every Monday and Wednesday.

That one assignment when you have to take care of a baby doll with a partner? Aleks pairs partners up by who they think would look good as a couple together.

Aleks’ true age is unknown. As their exact species. They don’t talk about themselves or their past all too much, thus there’s a ton of rumors surrounding them and their origin, but none of them can be proven true.

Aleks is known to get a little bit too nosy with their students, wanting to help and improve the students lives they don’t know when they’re going too far with questions.

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tag dump!!

☕┆ gotta do the cookin’ by the book. ❞ ( MUSINGS. ) ☕┆ take a look at my resume. ❞ ( SELFPROMO. ) ☕┆ lesson plans. ❞ ( HEADCANON. ) ☕┆ you know you can’t be lazy. ❞ ( INTERACTIONS. ) ☕┆ a star student. ❞ ( PROMO. ) ☕┆ listen up class. ❞ ( MAIN VERSE. )  ☕┆ how the fuck do you be a teacher. ❞ ( OOC. ) ☕┆ cursed in black soot. ❞ ( SELF. )

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