Fuck Me Mr.Darcy

My username's from 9th grade and I refuse to change it for sentimental reasons.

[tokyomanjihoe]

me forcing myself to do things that make me feel better

[cop-disliker69]

The em dash is rich with power. But you’ll lose yourself.

[dirudo]

Lmao ur cute af lemme talk to you

talk then

[demisatyr]

the power that radiates from this post

[lost-on-t-umblr]

Facebook, Instagram and Whatsapp being down for, like, the 4th time this year, while this hellsite keeps running jerkily but inexorably since the start of time

[shitonshitonthatshit]

Makes my heart flutter

[buckywiththegoodhair86]

And we’ll enjoy it every single time.

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

He lunged after my cock like he was a polar bear. And I was the last coca cola on earth

[guerrillatech]

[kaylahadlington]

i often wonder how many ppl from 2012 tumblr are still active on here

are u also still here, lurking in the shadows????

[guccixcoochie]

[robinade]

[memeclassheroes]

[ahagisborn]

was just Remembering how you’d be out with a friend and you’d each order a different cocktail and you’d ask “what’d you get?” and they’d read the description off the menu and you’d be like “ooh that sounds good” and then they’d say “try it!” and then you’d have a lil sip of their drink and they’d have a lil sip of your drink and you’d decide which one was best and you wouldn’t give each other a life-threatening respiratory infection

[reindeerspotting-deactivated202]

my fav conspiracy theory is that everything will turn out ok eventually

[verycooltrash-deactivated201907]

[verycooltrash-deactivated201907]

[lestautism]

[shadow27]

[witchofprose-deactivated2020041]

This is the FUNNIEST SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN

[catchymemes]

[mjalti]

when ur parents start talkin shit about ur personality

[baptizm-deactivated20200524]

GUYS READ ALL OF THIS PLEASE PLEASE PL–

[serialreblogger]

some IMPORTANT UPDATES

stay tuned for the resolution

[serialreblogger]

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[confusedshippertrash-deactivate]

This is so beautiful. It’s like something out of a fanfic but it’s real and *incoherent squealing*

[serialreblogger]

[alb-back]

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