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ask me.

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Would any of you suck cock for this?

[lilwildspark]

[luncheon-aspic]

Reblog the double banana for double luck.

[witwitch-deactivated20160508]

I want double luck

[laughstashtv]

Too cool to rule. 

[mnegroidf-blog]

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[jeangrey]

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[surprisebitcch-deactivated20200]

Really enjoying the plot tbh

[n-unit-deactivated20161116]

This is literally the greatest thing I have seen all week

[brokebackboys]

[af-hverju]

me: why are you destroying earth!!!

aliens: because theres people who think that english is the only language they need to speak

me: thats fair i understand

[nerdypersonwithwings]

For some reason I find this all the more amusing because it’s written in English

[af-hverju]

moi: pourquoi vous détruisez le monde!!! l'extraterrestre: parce que il y a des gens qui pensent que l'anglais est le seule langue pour parler moi: ah ça c'est bien

[languageoclock]

ich: warum zerstört ihr die erde!!!

aliens: weil es leute gibt die glauben dass englisch die einzige sprache ist die sie sprechen müssen

ich: das ist fair ich verstehe

[sprachtraeume]

ég: af hverju eyðileggið þið jörðina!!! aliens: af því að það er fólk sem finnst að enska sé sú eina tungumál sem þau þurfa að tala ég: oh, það er vit í þessu. ég skil.

[pory-gon-2]

ik: waarom vernietig je de aarde!!!

aliens: omdat er mensen zijn die denken dat engels de enige taal is die ze hoeven te spreken

ik: oh zo, ik snap het

[perilegs]

minä: miks te tuhootte maapalloo?

alienit: koska tääl on ihmisiä joitten mielestä englanti on ainoo kieli jota niitten täytyy puhua

minä: toi on reilua, ymmärrän

[polyglottica]

私: どうして地球を滅ぼしているんですか？

宇宙人: 英語しか喋る必要がないと思う人がいるからです

私: なるほど、わかりました

[lingumaniac]

me: Wosück maakt ji de Welt twei!!!

aliens: wieldat dat Lüüd gifft, de dinkt dat Engelsch de allenige Spraak weer, de een snacken mütt

me: jo, daar seggst wat. Nu versta ik’t

[somalang]

aniga: dhulka maxaad u burburinaya !!!

shisheeyaha: dadka intiisa badani u malaynayaan in Ingiriisidu tahay afka oo kaliya ay u baahan yihiin inay la hadlaan

aniga: waxaan fahamsanahay. waa wax cadaalad

[zhanaform]

我：你们为什么在毁灭地球?！！

外星人：因为有人以为他们只会英语就可以了

我：懂了，说得有道理

[natsui]

ako: bakit niyo sinisira ang mundo!!!

taga-ibang planeta: kasi merong mga taong akala nila Ingles lang ang kailangan nilang matutunang lenggwahe

ako: ah, sige naiintindihan ko

[katsudonski]

Aku : kenapa kau hancurkan bumi!!! Alien : karena masih banyak orang berpikir hanya bahasa inggris satu-satunya bahasa yang terpenting Aku : oh, oke lah..

[belisencia]

tôi: tại sao các người hủy diệt trái đất!!! người ngoài hành tinh: bởi vì có người nghĩ rằng tiếng Anh là thứ tiếng duy nhất mà họ cần biết tôi: ồ thế thì tôi hiểu

[aphdoitsu-deactivated20170414]

Eu: Por que vocês estão destruindo a Terra?! Aliens: Porque há pessoas que pensam que o inglês é a única língua que eles precisam falar. Eu: Isso é justo, eu entendo.

[wednesdaythunder]

jag: varför förintar ni jorden!!!

utomjordingar: för det finns folk som tror att engelska är det ända språket de behöver kunna

jag: rimligt, jag förstår

[useless-czechrepfacts]

Já: Proč ničíte Zemi?

Mimozemšťani: Protože tu jsou lidé, kteří si myslí, že angličtina je jediný jazyk, který potřebují znát

Já: To je fér, to chápu.

[useless-polandfacts]

ja: dlaczego niszczycie Ziemię?

kosmici: ponieważ są ludzie, którzy myślą, że angielski to jedyny język, którego potrzebuję

ja: rozumiem, w porządku

[vyrkann]

io: perchè state distruggendo la terra!!!

alieni: perchè ci sono delle persone che credono che l’inglese sia l’unica lingua di cui hanno bisogno

io: capisco, mi sembra giusto

[rad-and-sleepy]

Yo: porqué estás destruyendo la tierra!?!?

Extraterrestre: porque hay personas quienes creen que inglés es la única lengua que se tiene que hablar.

Yo: te entiendo, es justo.

[haxyr3]

Я: Почему вы уничтожаете Землю?!?! Инопланетяне: Потому что есть люди, которые считают, что им нужно говорить только по-английски. Я: А, ну понятно, тогда ладно!

[jenroses]

A modern Rosetta stone.

[nahshaw-deactivated20141008]

MEGA SHOUT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO ARE GOING THROUGH REALLY SHITTY SITUATIONS AND ARE TRYING TO GET THEIR SHIT TOGETHER

[culturenlifestyle]

Minimalist One Line Tattoos by Mo Ganji

Berlin-based tattoo artist Mo Ganji creates impressive tattoos with the use of one single line. You can see the artist’s swirling strokes, dots, and points of beginning and end in every illustration. The simple, yet contemporary pieces appear as an abstract work done in black. 

Each piece is a breathtaking representation of real life objects composed with a high skill and grace. They are delicate, yet strong fixtures on the body.

[kingpinnn]

[uglysex]

white ppl = M E S S

[penis-hilton]

this is crazy how is america real

[gardeniaaa]

They should just build a giant wall around Mississippi

[boredbarbara-deactivated2019073]

Wowweee

[fucknobroarmy]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[sitcomlesbian]

DANK ASS SPACE WEED

[ammnontet]

this is why aliens aint contact us yet cause they high as fuck

[ninjathenigmafag]

Honestly, FUCK Hillary Clinton and anyone that supported/voted for her. Fuck you all for choosing her over Bernie Sanders, especially you fucking sellout people of color. That’s the thing though, any dumbass or horrible politician that had won anything in this Country, have won that because of the people. So you know what? Let this motherfucker burn down once and for all, you get what you deserve. ANY TIME this Country has a choice between a true progressive and a establishment Democrat, they will always chose the status quo on a national level. So fuck it all. Hillary vs Trump is literally Alien vs Predator and I say let them maul each other. But I think Trump will ultimately be the sacrificial lamb to lay down and be devoured and give the election to Hillary, as was the plan all along. This isn’t a free Country and they only allow dynasties or frauds into office. I know the rest of World isn’t perfect, but I will definitely be looking at other Countries to take up residence in, and I’m talking years down the line..if this place is still standing, I’m out. Fuck KKKLINTON.

[thingstolovefor]

Bernie from Brooklyn: A Conversation with Mark Ruffalo

I feel like this video is almost perfect for people undecided about Bernie. It shows how humble, practical, forward thinking he is.

This video is 5 MINUTES long… There’s no way its going to be heavily used for commercials (at least that I know of, at full length). It’s up to US to share all 5 minutes of it as much as we possibly can online! Please share it as much as possible and lets try to make this thing blow up in views. #Love it!

[bundyspooks]

According to British neuroscience, Professor Tim Bliss, memory implants could soon be a reality. This way, it would be possible for surgeons to add and remove memories into/from the human brain just like we save and delete files from a computer. This technology is obviously very controversial, so would need to pass a dozen laws before it could be performed on human subjects. Despite this, it’s extremely unnerving to think that this is possible in the first place.

[kny111]

delete my sorrows for science

[subposting-deactivated20190116]

Bet the government’s gonna start wiping memories

[baasto-deactivated20181215]

Omg

[fucknobroarmy]

eternal sunshine!!!!

[thesimpsonswayoflife]

[nalianova]

#first time parent

[fucknobroarmy]

awww baby