Shits and no giggles

IBS humor and complaints from an almost 25 year old girl. Anxiety and IBS have plagued me for years, so I hope to find friends who understand how awful these illnesses are.

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This is life with IBS

[imadeanewblog]

That’s my blog name 😄

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Due to my colonoscopy

I still can't drink blue Gatorade. They made me drink so much... Even on top of the laxatives...

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When you tell someone you have IBS

and they just look at you because you get chunkier each day...

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Things only people with bowel conditions understand

Getting just about comfortable on your stomach when oh god no

Being really in the zone and working on something when oh god no

Being out in a public place when oh god no

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Oh god no is a continuous part of my vocabulary.

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[larstheyeti]

timing

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ADA and IBS.

Has anyone had troubles with their work concerning their IBS as a disability? My work schedules me alone and I have to close my store to be able to use the restroom. If they found out I was doing so they would most likely try to fire me. How do I go about bringing up the fact I need access to a restroom at all times... Meaning I need a second person scheduled?

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It always bothers me when people tell me that certain foods I eat are causing my ibs symptoms to be worse. No. Anything that passes through my lips on any given day can cause me excruciating pain. I kept track of my food intake for awhile. One day something would bother me… another day it wouldn’t. The only thing that was consistent was caffeine. I stopped drinking pop or heavenly caffeinated teas. It’s helped. Some what.

[dhccenter]

April is Irritable Bowel Syndrome Awareness Month. IBS affects 1 in 7 Americans. You are not alone!

[laughingwithmycolon]

Relationship status: married to my toilet.

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For all the people out there that are gone through countless endoscopies/ colonoscopies. We should be proud of ourselves! There are so many adults that are really frightened with it.

And now we can tell our grandpa before his first colonoscopy that is isn’t a big deal :D

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My life in one sentence: "I shouldn't have eaten that..."

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The day from hell.

Honestly I cannot catch a break. Between my ibs and my teeth, I've had about enough. I had to take vicodin today because I'm in so much pain from my teeth and its making me nauseous. The worst part is I can't see a dentist til Wednesday. Can I just curl up in a ball and be put out of my misery... please?

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