le fuck

My IQ is higher than your bro in the strip club.

[beardedmrbean]

[wizardshark]

Oh fuck this

[fuckowmytoefuck]

Minecraft bike.

[fuckowmytoefuck]

I'm at a place where the laws of society don't apply (the airport) and I have two mental support devices (plushies, one is Ferdinande, a duck-ostrich-emu hybrid, and the other is Peterson, an axolotl) and I might be 16 but as said the laws of society don't apply here so I can walk around with them. :)

[pukicho]

I missed you so much that I came back to this hell site.

You need me baby

[fuckowmytoefuck]

*We all need you daddy.

[anaeolist]

Mirrorverse!AOS for whitelaws because FUCK YEAH MIRRORVERSE AOS

[fuckowmytoefuck]

MirrorJaojajaim

[pukicho]

M

[fuckowmytoefuck]

I disagree. N.

[useless-germanyfacts]

geopolitische Vorhersagen für 2022 [x]

[fuckowmytoefuck]

Europa- + Berlinkarte (Stand 69.0.2023)

[kunst-oder-kunscht]

Meine "in meiner Freizeit mache ich gerne Musik" Mitbewohnerin hat in der letzten halben Stunde noch keine 5 Töne hintereinander richtig getroffen auf ihrer Geige und bei allem Respekt für diese musikalische Motivation aber mittlerweile, nach drei Wochen, kann ich das Lied besser pfeifen als sie es spielen kann und dabei habe ich es noch nie fehlerfrei komplett gehört

[sandyswarms]

I've missed tumblr, I never should have left you my sweet darling~

[fuckowmytoefuck]

Well well well, welcome back old comrade!

[pukicho]

How do I talk to girls

The same way u talk to da boys but DONT talk about poop as much

[fuckowmytoefuck]

No worries I got you. First of all stay calm, then this book should be of help.

[official-german-puns]

Ich geh mit meiner Laterne und meine Laterne mit mir

[fuckowmytoefuck]

Hoch oben leuchten die Sterne und da steht ein Kasten Bier.

[forestlion]

i accidentally bought stilles wasser WHYYYY is there no regulated color for STILL, MEDIUM, SANFTPERLEND, KLASSIK. you know i cant and wont read the labels. every bottle is all over the place, every sprudel company is choosing the colors AT WILL. even the names! medium is usually medium but the other types are UP FOR DEBATE it seems

[fuckowmytoefuck]

Oh God I can already see the Farbenkrieg that would happen with something like that.

Alright here's my take:

Still - Blau

Medium - Orange

Sanftperlend - Weiß

Klassik - Lila/Violett

[averagenderedmanta]

Du hast auch so nen biologisch abbaubareren menschlichen Körper

Ich hoffe doch?! Oder willst du in 200+ Jahren vollständig ausgegraben werden?

Ich bin tot, stör mich nicht.

[fuckowmytoefuck]

Ich find das wär lustig um ehrlich zu sein. Fick den "Kreis des Lebens", wenn ich sterbe gibt es keinen Kreis mehr, nurnoch ne schnurgerade Linie ohne Anfang und Ende.

[mysteriousmaninthesmoke-deactiv]

I believe Pm Seymour secretly owns a child because NO MAN CAN MAKE SO MANY DAD JOKES WITHOUT BEING A NATURAL!!!

[itsapmseymour]

Listen; if I had a child, I’d be doing double the videos to afford for their care

[lexa-willowisp]

But… Snom? Every Pokémon tumblr user?

[itsapmseymour]

They meant like an actual human baby

[fuckowmytoefuck]

Wait, you're telling me they assumed that a grown man who's active on Tumblr could have a real bio-degradable human baby?

[itsapmseymour]

Crazy right?

[fuckowmytoefuck]

This is far beyond crazy, this is insanity! We must check on on this fella! Send them to the Carehouse if needed! Give them their much needed shot of 5 milliliters of Heroin to make them find their way back to their senses!

[mysteriousmaninthesmoke-deactiv]

I am fine I have taken my medicine you don't need send any men

[fuckowmytoefuck]

As much as I'd like to believe you I simply cannot. It is my duty to make sure that no man nor woman nor baby is without their medicine!

[mysteriousmaninthesmoke-deactiv]

Before you do that whats that over there *points at nothing and the stomps on your toe and runs*

[fuckowmytoefuck]

*I try to show my frustration over falling for this foolish children's trick and over the sharp pain that is now vividly pulsating through my hallux in a sophisticated and socialized manner*

*However, I fail*

Fuck ow my toe fuck fuck fuck fuck

*I hope on one leg, tears running down my silky smooth cheeks, which I had just had this morning washed with Ol' Mamas Baby shampoo - the best choice for your little night terror*

[mysteriousmaninthesmoke-deactiv]

I believe Pm Seymour secretly owns a child because NO MAN CAN MAKE SO MANY DAD JOKES WITHOUT BEING A NATURAL!!!

[itsapmseymour]

Listen; if I had a child, I’d be doing double the videos to afford for their care

[lexa-willowisp]

But… Snom? Every Pokémon tumblr user?

[itsapmseymour]

They meant like an actual human baby

[fuckowmytoefuck]

Wait, you're telling me they assumed that a grown man who's active on Tumblr could have a real bio-degradable human baby?

[mysteriousmaninthesmoke-deactiv]

yes

[fuckowmytoefuck]

Don't you #asajoke me you madmysteriousmaninthesmokeman!

[mysteriousmaninthesmoke-deactiv]

I am not mad. I am perfectly sane. If I was truly mad i would take this theory to the insane.

[fuckowmytoefuck]

That's exactly what a mad would say...

[mysteriousmaninthesmoke-deactiv]

I believe Pm Seymour secretly owns a child because NO MAN CAN MAKE SO MANY DAD JOKES WITHOUT BEING A NATURAL!!!

[itsapmseymour]

Listen; if I had a child, I’d be doing double the videos to afford for their care

[lexa-willowisp]

But… Snom? Every Pokémon tumblr user?

[itsapmseymour]

They meant like an actual human baby

[fuckowmytoefuck]

Wait, you're telling me they assumed that a grown man who's active on Tumblr could have a real bio-degradable human baby?

[itsapmseymour]

Crazy right?

[fuckowmytoefuck]

This is far beyond crazy, this is insanity! We must check on on this fella! Send them to the Carehouse if needed! Give them their much needed shot of 5 milliliters of Heroin to make them find their way back to their senses!

[mysteriousmaninthesmoke-deactiv]

I am fine I have taken my medicine you don't need send any men

[fuckowmytoefuck]

As much as I'd like to believe you I simply cannot. It is my duty to make sure that no man nor woman nor baby is without their medicine!

[mysteriousmaninthesmoke-deactiv]

I believe Pm Seymour secretly owns a child because NO MAN CAN MAKE SO MANY DAD JOKES WITHOUT BEING A NATURAL!!!

[itsapmseymour]

Listen; if I had a child, I’d be doing double the videos to afford for their care

[lexa-willowisp]

But… Snom? Every Pokémon tumblr user?

[itsapmseymour]

They meant like an actual human baby

[fuckowmytoefuck]

Wait, you're telling me they assumed that a grown man who's active on Tumblr could have a real bio-degradable human baby?

[mysteriousmaninthesmoke-deactiv]

yes

[fuckowmytoefuck]

Don't you #asajoke me you madmysteriousmaninthesmokeman!

[mysteriousmaninthesmoke-deactiv]

I believe Pm Seymour secretly owns a child because NO MAN CAN MAKE SO MANY DAD JOKES WITHOUT BEING A NATURAL!!!

[itsapmseymour]

Listen; if I had a child, I’d be doing double the videos to afford for their care

[lexa-willowisp]

But… Snom? Every Pokémon tumblr user?

[itsapmseymour]

They meant like an actual human baby

[fuckowmytoefuck]

Wait, you're telling me they assumed that a grown man who's active on Tumblr could have a real bio-degradable human baby?

[itsapmseymour]

Crazy right?

[fuckowmytoefuck]

This is far beyond crazy, this is insanity! We must check on on this fella! Send them to the Carehouse if needed! Give them their much needed shot of 5 milliliters of Heroin to make them find their way back to their senses!