Short Answer: No. Long Answer: None Of My Business

Hannah, 18, UK. I'm an idiot

[feistyfrank]

where is the justice

[fuckssakejason]

@seafoam-breeze a disgrace

[rappin-drakken]

I think my 2 new favorite TV shows are The Good Place and B99

[nightmaremae]

@fuckssakejason our subliminal messaging worked

[fuckssakejason]

FINALLY

[ginsengmasque]

as much as I hate buzzfeed and their pitiful version of “journalism”, let it be clear that if they asked me to come work for them I would sell out immediately and forget everything I know about creative writing in favor of getting a fat salary for copying and pasting gifs from 16-year-olds’ blogs and calling it an article

[seafoam-breeze]

@fuckssakejason 

[fuckssakejason]

I mean.... yeah I'd sell my soul

[lasercats]

[020s]

the boomer dream: i want to be a millionaire when i grow up!

the millennial dream: i want to be able to afford a house when i grow up

the gen z dream: i hope i die before i graduate high school

[han-solo-movie-shall-bombeth]

[deegaynolds]

like to charge reblog to cast

[eleventhemage]

when u adopt one weird girl from the woods but that means adopting all of her weird-ass nerd friends

[queenbruv]

when u adopt one goofy boy with curly hair but that means adopting all of his weird-ass nerd friends

[gentleflutterby-deactivated2022]

when ur son goes missing and u have to adopt everyone, including the chief of police

[tollhousecookiedough-deactivate]

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

what college do you go to?

Dumbass Bitch University

[morlemia]

[strictlygamee-deactivated201407]

Charlie Day doppelganger: NBA player Josh McRoberts

[proletariangf]

I refuse to believe that isn’t charlie day

[hotbully-deactivated20170419]

The gang infiltrates the nba.

[gaymaul-archive]

dear god charlie is 5′7″ and this man is 6′10″. this is uncomfortably stretched out charlie, and i am straight up TERRIFIED by that concept

[airframeextender]

[mypetufo]

love how kids introduce themselves like “hello im johnny im five years old i know how to read” yeah cool i didnt ask for your life story asshole

[nebula-girl]

Why does wuddup I’m Jared I’m 19 and i never fuckin learned how to read follow this structure

[oldschoolvillageidiot]

I can’t believe it’s taken movies this long to realize one woman could be both of these things. (gif sources: @dceumovies and @cartersharon)

[wokkienokkie]

this is literally James Cameron’s nightmare. hahahaha

[oldschoolsciencefiction]

“Great Scott, Luke! You must go back in time and prevent your father, Anakin, from becoming a Sith Lord.”

“This is heavy.”

[pastelfairytears]

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