GET INSIDE MY HEAD

Rest in peace Melinda Carter 9/27/94-10/25/08 You will always be my best friend. Always.

[lafrancheckona]

‪this next episode of catfish looks wild lmao ‬

[kurgy]

what, from the bottom of my heart, the fuck

[sggk]

bad news guys i think i’m too romantic to live in this world

[lunacourtois]

[tealesbian]

so I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my female presenting nipples…

[hungwy]

Tumblr we gotta protest. Send me your feet pics and I’ll mail them to tumblr headquarters to show them how we really feel

[cheaphalloweencostume]

oh good to know the tumblr staff team has gone completely insane

[cheaphalloweencostume]

sir im gonna need to see your male nipple license

[baece]

sir that is my emotional support female nipple

[bodegaowner-deactivated20190930]

my kink is when people tell me they were thinking about me

[gennyescsecsemo]

[tiger-in-the-flightdeck]

The lack of context here is thrilling

[fruitsaladchewits-deactivated20]

well, well, well, if it isn’t the feelings i’ve been trying to avoid 

[seediest]

if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge

[siriusc]

do you ever get stuck in between “it’s ok not to have everything on track i got time” and “i’ve already wasted my life at the ripe old age of 23”

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

sometimes ‘brb’ stands for ‘be ready bitch’ so you have to be careful

[beyonslayed]

sometimes a guy in underwear....is sexier than a guy naked

[toastbutteregg]

or a topless guy in gray sweatpants

[lohver]

you can miss someone but still understand that you deserve better !!

[jehovahhthickness]

[aintnosuchthingastoothick]

Okay!

[paninimami]

Things I am currently working on

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Your future self is talking shit about you

[oldtimeydildomachine]

I’m talking shit about me too she ain’t special