Fuck Yeah, Clerks!

Dante wasn't supposed to be here today, Randal's job would be great if it weren't for the fucking customers, Caitlin's marrying an Asian design major and Veronica sucked 37 dicks (we still aren't sure if it was in a row or not) it was a pretty bad day, but we learned the most important lesson of all: Just because they serve us, doesn't mean they like us.

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20 years ago today, CLERKS came out in theaters. Happy ClerksDay, guys!

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1.       The Monster Mash -The Misfits 2.       Scream! -The Misfits 3.       Halloween -The Misfits 4.       Science Fiction Double Feature -Me First and the Gimme Gimmes 5.       The Time Warp -Rocky Horror Picture Show (Motion Picture Cast) 6.       Over at the Frankenstein Place -Alkaline Trio 7.       Pet Sematary-The Ramones 8.       This is Halloween -Panic! at the Disco 9.       This is Halloween -Marilyn Manson 10.   Little Red Riding Hood -Bowling For Soup 11.   Ghostbusters -Bowling For Soup 12.   Ghostbusters -New Found Glory 13.   Halloween -AFI (Misfits Cover) 14.   Thriller -Michael Jackson 15.   Thriller -The Animal in Me    [x] 16.   Psycho Killer -Talking Heads 17.   Werewolves of London -Warren Zevon 18.   The Devil Went Down to Georgia -The Toy Dolls 19.   It’s Terror Time Again -Skycyckle (Scooby Doo on Zombie Island cover) 20.   Oogie Boogie’s Song -Nightmare Before Christmas 21.   Brains! -Voltaire 22.   Witch Doctor 23.   Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This) –Marilyn Manson 24.   Halloween –Siouxsie and the Banshees 25.   Nightmare on my Street –DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince 26.   The Addams Family Theme 27.   The Munsters Theme 28.   Tubular Bells (Theme from The Exorcist) –The Hit Crew 29.   The X-Files Theme 30.  Jaws Theme 31.  Halloween Theme -John Carpenter

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Clerks (1994)

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Fact: I have a dick joke tattooed on my wrist.

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Did y'all know I have a Clerks tattoo?

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CLERKS III IS A GO!

So, the movie that I have been waiting for, for the last 4 years has finally been greenlit, and has gotten its funding. I seriously can’t express how excited I am. I’ve needed this so badly. Now, I’ll do whatever it takes to be an extra in this movie.

[fuckyeahclerks]

Guess where I was this weekend?

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Minimalistic movie posters

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Lego Dante and Randal

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Clerks, (1994)

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Brian and Kevin Smith on the set of Clerks.

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You can’t forget Clerks!

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