Fuck Yeah Core Wheatley

A blog featuring drawings, writings, screenshots, and other core Wheatley stuff. Tags are as follows: • #art • #evil Wheatley • #screenshots • #gifs • #nsfw • #fanfiction • #quotes • #other • Wheatley NSFW fanfic masterpost

[fuckyeahcorewheatley]

Logging back out bc this blog truly deserves to rest in hell

[blow-my-wh1stle]

i saw somebody draw my sphere #mysphere with a massive dick and balls and i still laugh my ass off every single time i remember it. it looked so stupid. he was not even fanon human shaped. just a sphere with massive balls and a cock. IT HAD NO RIGHT TO BE THAT FUNNY DUDE CMON

[fuckyeahcorewheatley]

Hey, now.

[shrimperini]

CHELLEYWEEK DAY 2.1 : COMFORT

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SETTING: post-aperture au

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Even years after that day, Chell still silently battles with her trauma, which sometimes surfaces in the form of a string of horrible nightmares plaguing her sleep. Luckily though, someone is by her side.

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Third comic done baybeeeeeee🗣️🗣️ I promised myself to NOT render much in this one bc i wanted to be quick but. I ended up doing it anyway. XD I CANT HELP IT DBFBFHJVJFF. I am honestly so happy with how these comics are turning out and i want them to be of good quality. Sorry for taking a while 🥹 Anyway here’s some comfort to make up for the pain i inflicted on you with the previous comic. im sorry but more angst is coming. Im sor*gunshots*

Also I like to think that Wheatley can regulate the intensity of his led light if he wants tho, even though I also headcanon that it shines brighter when he’s feeling something intense and such. But he can also control it if he wants to. Maybe it’s something he learned to do ever since he found out he in fact does NOT die if he shines his flashlight and so on, there’s probably some undiscovered features he didn’t get to play with until that moment hehe. Nightlight Wheatley real to me 😔🫶🏻

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TIME ELAPSED: 14h

[fuckyeahcorewheatley]

deserves more notes

[yagimart]

Dear Tumblr

I was reading up on Tumblr Sexymen And I see that Wheatley from Portal 2 is considered a Tumblr Sexyman. My friend is unsure why that is. I assured him it is due to his British accent. But is not so convinced. Anyone better versed in Sexymen lore care to explain?

Thank you kindly

[fuckyeahcorewheatley]

Other people said it’s just bc he’s British/voiced by Stephen Merchant

while yes those things contributed to how the sexyman trope was actually portrayed (it honestly was really formative for it), it was mostly bc he was kind of … potentially sexualized in game (the moaning in Ch 8)

if that had not happened then I’m sure there wouldn’t have been the level of nsfw material that there was

there were also a large amount of transformers fans that crossed over to fill kinkmeme prompts for the robots themselves

so really it was a mix of him being British, having a character arc where he starts as your friend and becomes sexily evil, his design being adorable (really helped), voiced by Steve, AND making moaning noises in the game (notice that most of these things became defining sexyman attributes after Wheatley, there is a reason for that: Wheatley)

probably also bc Portal 2 was a great, severely popular game overall and made players quite invested

but yeah

mostly bc his moaning

i mean situationally I think it really was meant to make you feel violated, having to solve tests which … yeah, there’s a real feeling of violation kinda when you play that part of the game and I think it ended up as fetish fuel for a lot of us back in the day

[leafy-yezi]

My friend made me add a happy end to this—— [link]

[fuckyeahcorewheatley]

Btw remember when back in the day I used to write so much core Wheatley porn

thanks Wheatley for the mechanosexual awakening

https://archiveofourown.org/users/stillalivedoingscience/pseuds/renegademechanic

[starleska]

send helpppp i'm replaying 'The Itch' chapter of Portal 2 and i can't. i can't. i can't do it. not with Wheatley making those noises!!! someone give that orb a goddamn cigarette 😳😳

[testchamber19]

[conquerorwurm]

testchamber19:

Wheatley’s secret fantasy.

Oh god yes yeeesss

[trickster-tabby]

guys im so unbelievably down bad for that metal ball

[fanonical]

i can't believe that the last third of portal 2 seriously consists of you edging wheatley

[cadmiumwanders-inactive]

i think the fact that i have this saved on my computer says a lot about me

[cadmiumwanders-inactive]

i went in the same folder and…

i cant believe myself

i guess that’s why it’s called a shame folder right

[oldfuckingartist-deactivated201]

i h8 u

[cadmiumwanders-inactive]

i h8 me too i dont know what is wrong with me

in my defense someone asked me to make most of these

most of them

[fuckyeahcorewheatley]

oh fuck

the shit I used to get up to 10 years ago

[diriroro-deactivated20231012]

[i-like-blue-eyed-robots]

Which one is the most hot to you?

Core! Wheatley

Chassis! Wheatley

Android! Wheatley

Human! Wheatley

Voting ended onSep 30, 2024

[stonedtrucksdotcom]

I’m sorry but what

what the actual fuck is happening in this poll asdfhj

[fuckyeahcorewheatley]

guys we need to fix this stat. battle royale

[cadmiumwanders-inactive]

i should have gone to bed

i don’t know what i’m doing

[fuckyeahcorewheatley]

this blog is so old lol

[little-sw33tie]

FIRST DRAWING OF THE YEAR!!! Wheatley.