my name is the woker, why so queerious?

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[trickster-tabby]

⚠️if I ever reblog something hazbin hotel or south park to this blog and it isn't tagged with #not for the pack, please tell me !!⚠️

Current hyperfixations in order of obsession: batman, hazbin hotel

Special interests: garfield, angels, team fortress 2, south park, repo! the genetic opera

Host's names: Stel or Beau. no preference, feel free to use either !!

He/him, he/hymn, it/that, ha/lo

Aroace genderfluid biblimodernangelic fagdyke

20

Angelkin (seraph and guardian angel)

Therian (fox, rat, cat, squirrel, raccoon, red kangaroo)

Autistic, ADHD

System name: the Choir

Bodily white

Stoner

The tag #the choir sings is random shit I overhear in headspace that we find funny enough to share

The tags #shattered souls, #tales of cattails, #itty bitty kitty, and #apple woodstone are original stories by me!

The tag #stel is high off his ass is the weird posts I make while high and while you're at it check out #stel's stoned movie liveblogging. enjoy the madness

tf2 blog/Gerard's main is @espion-rose-rouge. pink scout roleplay blog is @pnk-motha-fuckin-blur. scout's ma roleplay blog is @xx-cindyw-xx.

for south park content, check out @dont-kick-the-god-damn-baby

our hazbin blog/Alastor's main is @alastors-left-antler

stel's selfship list

Anyway with how many fics and shit I've posted under cuts if I ever say I'm going to change my url STOP ME FOR THE LOVE OF TALOS STOP ME

[apolladay]

To the fairest

* Aphrodite

* Hera

* Athena

To the fairest

Aphrodite

Hera

Athena

Remaining time: 6 days 8 hours

[trickster-tabby]

ive said it before and ill say it again

[trickster-tabby]

you are a gotham citizen. who would be funnier to see shopping at walmart

batman

bruce wayne

Remaining time: 16 hours 43 minutes

[trickster-tabby]

thinking so hard about tgirl nightwing. when she was robin she was known as the "boy wonder" so she's a little nervous to come out and she expects people to make a big deal about it. but then it's actually like

nightwing: *shaking and sweating* bruce i might be a girl

batman: *not looking up from the batcomputer* okay ill schedule you some appointments with dr thompkins. now go track down penguin

nightwing:

nightwing: *voice cracks* okay cool thanks dad

[nerobot-eng-deactivated20150330]

i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom

[nerobot-eng-deactivated20150330]

my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u meaners told

[nerobot-eng-deactivated20150330]

who the fudge changed ‘fudgers’ to ‘meaners’

[nerobot-eng-deactivated20150330]

WHO CHANGED IT FROM FUDGERS TO FUDGERS I WILL KISS THE POPSICLE DONT TICKLE ME JAMBOREE

[dragon-in-a-fez]

and here we have an artifact of the days when you could edit posts when you reblogged…now we are all Internet Archeologists

[trickster-tabby]

dick grayson but transfem. BUT ☝️ her name is still richard. she just goes from dick to rickie. can anyone hear me

[frownyalfred]

“Gothamites don’t care about Superman—” Gothamites still care about Superman! They just show it differently. Metropolites will see Superman get thrown through a bodega and immediately go check on him. Gothamites will do the same (with a little more hesitation), but while they’re yanking him out from whatever crater he caused, they’ll add in a “Hey remember when you were fighting that alien last Tuesday? You really fucked up the traffic on the I-95 back to Gotham” and Clark just nods, all dazed, and says “Sorry, sir, it won’t happen again” and the Gothamite is like “No really, I was on the bridge for like six hours, I had to piss in a sprite bottle” and poor Clark is internally like what do you want me to say here??

[mama-imscared]

“We Still Care :)”

It’s true, Supes. It’s just that…ya do cause a lot of minor inconveniences.

[molabuddy]

ohhhhhh we're all gonna die okay

[catchymemes]

[justnoodlefishthings]

DELTARUNE CHAPTER 5 ON JUNE 24

[trickster-tabby]

you are a gotham citizen. who would be funnier to see shopping at walmart

batman

bruce wayne

Remaining time: 16 hours 43 minutes

[trickster-tabby]

they put a ungodly amount of mustard on my subway sammich

[trickster-tabby]

you are a gotham citizen. who would be funnier to see shopping at walmart

batman

bruce wayne

Remaining time: 16 hours 43 minutes

[slimetony]

hey guys im making french toast sticks in the oven. I’m gonna take a quick nap wake me up in 5 minutes so i can flip them over

[guddram-deactivated20180109]

Randy its been five minutes flip your sticks

[slimetony]

snnnnzzzzz

[guddram-deactivated20180109]

[translatingpostsintonynorsk]

slimanton

hei folkens eg steikjer nokre arme riddar-pinnar i omnen. Eg tar meg ein kjapp lur vekk meg opp om 5 minutt så eg kan venda på dei

guddramm-deaktivert20180109

Randy det har gått 5 minutt vend på pinnane dine

slimanton

snnnnrrrrr

guddramm-deaktivert20180109

PINNANE DINE RANDY

[the-haiku-bot]

Randy det har gått

5 minutt vend på pinnane

dineslimanton

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[abd-ahmed-fimaly1]

I am Abd Ahmed from Gaza, Palestine.

The war has taken everything from me and my family — our home, our safety, and our source of living. We were displaced from Rafah to Al-Mawasi, and when we finally returned, we found our house destroyed and impossible to live in.Today, we live through hunger, poverty, fear, and constant pressure just to survive. Some days we cannot afford food, clean water, or even the most basic necessities. Sitting for long hours without a single meal has become part of our daily life.Before the war,

I was studying engineering and dreaming of building a better future for myself and my family. But the war stopped my education and destroyed the life I worked hard for .

I am trying to help my family survive and find a safe, stable life again. Any support, even a small donation, can help us with food, shelter, and hope during these difficult times.

Help Abd Ahmed and his family to survive

I am Abd Ahmed from Gaza. I am trying to help my family to live. We do not have any means of livelihood, and life here is expensive. We cann

[abd-ahmed-fimaly]

✅️Vetted by @gazavetters, my number verified on the list is ( #745 )✅️

[trickster-tabby]

you are a gotham citizen. who would be funnier to see shopping at walmart

batman

bruce wayne

Remaining time: 16 hours 43 minutes

[edgar-allan-possum]

*Gritting teeth angrily*: Jared Leto was good as Skeletor