That Creamie Bastard

I have purple hair and sell dildos for a living, who's trying to get weird?

[gyaruundertaker-deactivated2020]

[curseworm]

just lie down on the sidewalk with your tongue against the concrete till th whole world dissolves like an uncoated pill

[howdymynamesis]

i wanna know if op was okay when writing this

[curseworm]

one day youll be face to face with whatever saw fit to let you exist in the universe and youll have to justify the space youve filled

[howdymynamesis]

what

[drearyhours]

real garfield comic

[oddsona-deactivated20200529]

[ulibeanzz]

not always a good thing 

[martiangirlfromtalloniv]

[dat-soldier]

[vatvyr-archive]

this is all i could visualize

[pro-gay]

Literally the entire concept of Ed sheeran is so surreal to me… Everything he does is like a fever dream…. First he appears in game of thrones, then he sings a song with Beyoncé… What’s next? You’ll literally never know! I’m genuinely afraid he’ll show up in my kitchen at 2am holding an eel

[henstomper]

the dopest thing is when i can hear my own heartbeat like you keep pumpin that blood. oxygenate the fuck outta my cells.

[henstomper]

would be dead if it werent for that motherfucker in there. cheers.

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Spicy food is just bdsm for your mouth

[k-lionheart-deactivated20171126]

I don’t even know why I bother with this gd hellsite anymore

[ruinedchildhood]

[onlytwitterpics]

[livefromtheloam]

YOU KNOW I NEVER NOTICED BUT HEY YOU’RE RIGHT

[theitalianscrub]

Relatable

[resistdrumpf]

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

[text-mode]

“A dude”, 1886. Published in the poetry section of the January issue of The Undergraduate, Middlebury’s newspaper. Source, via.

[perchu-deactivated20180224]

[yelverton]

[angel-no-angel]

You: Creepypasta

Me, an Intellectual: Feartuccine Alfraido

[splendidland]

Top 10 highest numbers

10: 1 Pathetic. When it comes to numbers, this one is real low.

9: 27 We’re seeing some progression here. not bad

8: 28 Even higher than 27, if you can believe it

7: 100 This used to be the highest number, but was dethroned a few years ago. Still pretty impressive though, especially if you’re into the retro aesthetic.

6: 200 Adding two 100′s together gets you this chunky beast, a really awe inspiring number.

5: 9,486 A pretty terrible number, but even the haters can’t deny the size of this one.

4: 12,345 Not physically big enough to make it to the top of this list, but how could we leave out such a good, no-nonsense number?

3: Mega 2 Mega numbers are much larger than their non-mega counterparts, being around 30ft tall each, earning this one a spot in the top 3.

2: 100,000 Sorry 100,000, you’re huge, but you only get 2nd place this time! Good effort though.

1: A Million. Numbers just don’t get better than this!