a.k.a Shaybay

Hey guys, names Shay. I love pizza, animals, and listening to the crazy old man on campus loudly preach about our Lord and Savior at 9 in the morning. Amen. My talents include being able to lick all the way to the tootsie roll center of the tootsie pop, getting caught by the cops naked (true story), and trying to convince my parents that food porn is not my "crazy new fetish".

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[phantom-exorcist]

Another shitposttttt

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[residentgoodgirl]

[7mangoes]

YEET

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[dankmemeuniversity]

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youre lying if you didnt trying mooing after reading this

[attackofthesith]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via meladoodle)

[kittiezandtittiez]

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LMFAOOOOO BYE

[beaky-peartree]

don’t forget the best part

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[shitty-car-mods-daily]

A MOTHER STANDS TALL WATCHING FOR THREATS AS HER NEWBORN CALF STRUGGLES TO STAND UP

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im sorry I can’t be her

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Savage

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[cheaphalloweencostume]

I am DONE with FACEBOOK these moms I went to high school with have ZERO CLUE they’re sharing fetish art as a cute mommy meme