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Twenty times he had been tempted to throw himself upon Jean Valjean, to seize him and to devour him, that is to say, arrest him.”

- victor hugo pulling the fastest NO HOMO i have ever seen (via fungii)

#ahahah what

iraffiruse

ladyshinga

I remember when people first realized how much funnier these comics were just without Garfield’s dialog, which Jon was never able to hear anyway. Garfield only ever communicated to us readers in thought balloons, after all. What we’re seeing here is Jon’s canonical reality.

I’m torn between laughing at these and being deeply worried for Jon lol

frankdelflno

that little dance you do when your otp does something cute

Me watching the Olympics at age 8: Oh that's nice

Me watching the Olympics at age 12: Wow I hope we win

Me watching the Olympics at age 16: I'm going to fuck the entire diving team and no one can stop me

joyceanfartboner-deactivated201

why the fuck would a woman pretend to like videogames to fuck some fedora neckbeard i dont get this concept i dont think it’s ever happened

manticoreimaginary

Laetitia Casta, Cannes Film Festival (May 26, 2013)

#holy shit #need this

pussylipsmackingood-deactivated

it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”

birdtype

Hey Valjean

That’s a nice jacket you’ve got there.

I wonder what color it is.

1los

heather franzen

kehlso

#me every day

doomslock

Doctor Who AU

└ In which the Doctor has eyebrows.

hanxmillenniumfalcon

this makes me rly uncomfortable

soullesstomatoes

Nine: I think I was in love once.

Ten: Really? What was her name?

Nine: Her name was Rose.

Ten: Doctor, we all love Rose.

Nine: I love Rose because she's fantastic. She always knew just what to say and she made me better.

Ten: Oh, yes! Rose was brilliant. All soft and warm and clever and so very human.

Eleven: I love River!

Nine: ...

Ten: ...

Eleven: I love Clara!

Ten: Doctor, are you just looking at girls in the universe and saying that you love them?

Eleven: I love... fez.

Ten: Do you really love fez, or are you just saying that because you saw it?

Eleven: I - I love fez! I love fez.

erin-lux

finally done the story of the “virgin” mary and her immaculate conception for my sequential art final. very happy with how this came out/that it’s finished.

honeyyoumeanhunkules-blog

this is beautiful, good job!

cannedmuffins

This is actually how I said it probably happened.

fuckyeahmarvelbutts

HEY TRUE BELIEVERS - Guess what?

Today marks the anniversary of the day Admin Stephanie and Admin Jenny threw their IB testing concerns into the wind and decided to make a Tumblr dedicated to the fine behinds of our favorite Marvel characters!

We know we’ve been slacking off on the butts these days but we’re super grateful that you guys have been with us for so long. Without the 340 of you, this blog would be (even more) pointless and so we’d like to reward you :D

Because we’re measly college students, we can’t offer you anything crazy like a date with Captain America (if only, right?) but here’s what we had in mind:

A commission of you (based on your own description) with your favorite Marvel character in a butt-tastic pose, courtesy of the lovely Admin Jenny Kyong-Ah (check out her art here!)

ONE tokidoki x Marvel FRENZIES keychain blind box.

A choice of ONE t-shirt from the tokidoki x Marvel collection (limit to $24)

ONE Marvel Avengers lunchbox to hold everything :)

Sound enticing? Here are some ground rules:

Up to five reblogs and/or likes from established blogs only! No giveaway blogs!

You do not have to be following us to enter! We’d love to get more followers but you can potentially win just as a distant appreciator of Marvel ass

We will ship basically anywhere in the world! This includes K’un-L’un, Wakanda, and Asgard, but not Krypton (sorry not sorry)

We will be selecting the winner based off a random number generator and message them as well as post a notice here. If the winner does not respond to our message within three days, they forfeit their winnings and we will re-select.

Deadline is May 31st, 2013 11:59AM EST ! (so have your askbox turned on!)

Good luck everyone!