âI was a maĂźtre dâ at a restaurant for thirteen years. But one week I got a really bad case of pneumonia that put me in the hospital. While I was lying in that hospital bed, I was thinking about how I really didnât want to go back to work. Then that motivational speaker came on TV. You knowâ the one that has all those teeth in his mouth. And he said: âThink back to what made you happy when you were young! Thatâs what you should be doing!â Well I grew up in the country, and I always had a lot of dogs, so I thought that nothing would make me happier than to be a dog walker. But I knew I needed to distinguish myself. So I decided to make a uniform. I smoked a joint and came up with this outfit. I wanted people to look at me and think: âIf this man is walking our dog, and thereâs some sort of major disaster, heâs going to survive. Heâs going to fish for those dogs. Heâs going to build a bunker and shelter those dogs until itâs safe to bring them home.â After I finished the design, I got four of my friends to wear the uniform, and we borrowed all the neighborsâ dogs, and we walked them down 5th avenue while handing out business cards. I got five customers that first day.âÂ
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