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@fuckyeahretail
Recruiting and feeling like a pedophile
Me: Hi I was wondering if you guys are from the area?
Guy: I am but he's my exchange student.
Me: Oh alright, are you interested in a part time job?
Guy: Sure!
Me: Here just fill out the first two lines on this card!
*hands the guy a card*
Me: So how old are you?
Guy: 15, I'll be turning 16 in a few months!
Me: Ummm *grabs the card and just walks away*
Do you work here?
No bitch. I just happen to walk around with a name tag, walkie talkie, headset for no reason and just happen to be in their look policy with no purse or jacket or any other shopping bags. Yup I just do that for shits and giggles
Grocery store kindness
I am a cashier at a local grocery store. I've been working at grocery stores for about 3 years, so I've had my fair share of mean customers. But I've never had a customer yell at me and call me rude for asking them if they found what they were looking for. This lady came in and I asked her if she found everything okay, and she called me rude for asking her. HOW AM I BEING RUDE?I am just making sure she found everything she was looking for! We have just rearranged the entire store. Unbelievable!
Prices
Salesperson: Hi how are you today?
Customer: Yeah, how much is this T-shirt?
Salesperson: They can tell you at the register. I'm not a walking calculator.
Customer: *looks all shocked*
After watching a woman in Walmart shoplifting several items, a guy decided to follow her, she soon realized she was being watched. He started filming when she began pulling item after item out of a purse that at one point was also concealed in her own purse.
New Coworker
I saw sketchy people come into work so I follow them around the store.
I said, "Hi how are you today?"
One of them replied with, "Aye yo yo imma be yo new coworker!!!" And does a gangster thing with his hands
I smiled and said, "Hi I'm going to be your manager." and put my hand out to shake his.
His friends were like DAMNNNN.
That moment that nobody wants to work Black Friday
I've worked in retail before.
From a customer that's giving you a hard time.
I hate every idiot that comes in saying that, it's like oh really I wonder why you don't work in fucking retail anymore!!
Hey fucking watch your kids!!!
This one time I heard a loud noise in baby, I was in adult. so obviously I checked… it turns out that a child knocked over one of the mannequins… Not just any, a pregnant adult. The fucking kid was at least 3 yrs old. Where the hell did she get that strength?! The best part is that the mom didn't give two shits hahaha. When they left were were like are you fucking kidding me watch your kid or don't have any.
I give crying children stickers to shut them up.
I would see a crying baby in the store then go over to them and would ask "awww do you want a sticker so mommy and daddy can do their shopping?" When in reality I'm thinking... "Shut up, shut up, here's a sticker."
Credit Weed
Customer: "GIRLLL can you help me find new born girls clothes?"
Associate: "Course, um were there certain things you wanted to get for her?
Customer: "I want it to fit her but I think she'll be a big babayyy."
Associate: "Right over here..."
Customer: "Ya'll got any coupons out??"
Associate: "Not right now but I can open up a credit card for you and help you save almost 20%! I just need your license and a credit card with your name on it."
Customer: "FOR REAL?! Yeah girl, let me grab my license and card out of my pocket!" *instead she grabs a bag of weed out by accident* "OOPS! Girl this sure ain't what you wanted, give me a second..."
Associate: *smiles*
(this customer made my day, not only did she open up a card but she had a bag of weed on her during my shift)
SSN
Worker: Hi, would you like to save #% by opening up a credit card with us?
Customer: Of course what do I have to do?
Worker: Give me your ID & a credit card with your name on it.
Customer: *hands them both*
Worker: Enter in your SSN so we can verfiy it's you
Customer: Um no...
"Why do you need my driver's license?" YOU'RE OPENING A FUCKING CREDIT CARD DON'T GIVE ME THAT SHIT
hahaha yes!! People are idiots these days, they really think they know every fucking thing well fuck you!!!!!
That moment you ask for the customer's license and they look nothing like it.
hahahaha!! Yes it happens to me all the time, I would have to do a double take and be like um this doesn't look like you...
Everyone who works in retail hates every single customer that walks into the store
Just get out of my store, I don't want to hear from you ever again. Don't ever come back either, thank you :D
There are now LED lights on the train in the mall...
Really, who's idea was it to pimp up the train? I bet you that it wasn't the children's idea! They're just gonna think oh look the train lights up. WRONG! They see a train and just want to ride it. They could really give two shits about the LED Lights.
Previous post about having a train in the mall: http://fuckyeahretail.tumblr.com/post/31122999025/just-wanted-to-say-again-whos-fucking-idea-was
Hey you! Yeah with the kids on my tables. How many times do I have to tell your fucking kid to get off the damn table that I just folded. They're fucking up the piles of clothes!
This happens too often -le sigh-