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What the fudge.
So I was role playing my character with some person on DeviantArt. They were at a hot springs and her character kept insisting that my poor OC look at her while she's naked and when he does ((cautiously)) turn his head to look I get this reply: *he sees a body so beautiful not even Aphrodite can compare* .... Say whut.
Aphrodite always seems to be the go to for Mary Sues, haha.
*puffs ciggie n gazes at horizon* goddamn i love hedgehog drama
FUCKING FACEBOOK ROLEPLAY WHAT DO I DO? THEY WERE ROLEPLAYING ERIDAN AND THEN THIS AND WHAT THE FUCK HELP
Tanglekit slept dreamily, sighing as he had no dreams.
Warriors roleplayer
Neko's have been kept captive at Zoos for random people to look at like they're animals. Neko's are captured all over the world and now they have 1 chance to escape..... And it is now.
Shhhhh!!
hears foot steps
But mom i didn't get to see the new nekos!!!
I dont care john!
Uh oh we should hide our stuff it's a boy human "Turns off Iphone and hides it"
'hears latch click and one key drop but human keeps walking"
a doctors here!
uh oh get the kitty act on here comes company
meow
hi kitty want some cat food!
meow
great "pours kitten food into bowls"
"yaks silently"
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr hisss rawr
"doctor runs out"
"throws cat food at random passing cars and monkeys"
maurie i have decided we dont belong here we belong like humans!
'Smile kitty'says a little girl
Shut up cats don't smile now gimme the camera
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh mom help
LOL
You act like such a baby!
were ecsacping and were never coming BACK!
heres my plan the security gaurds have guns we shoot the locks of all the animal cages and the animals run wild. we run staright through the gait and nobody noctices we esacped.
Hey that sucks I mean there's seven sets of guards that are so dumb they eat bullets on Ice cream
But we use are powers! perfect all nekos in bed time stories had powers
What if I don't have them the damsels in distress never ha............. Wait I'm not a damsel I'm a neko!!!!!
Lets roll "makes vines appear out of thin air and tie up guards"
Ahhh "waves hand in front of mouth" Look what I can do "Shoots lightning bolt through cage and melt the lock on the loins cage" Thats better
Lets go to holllywood and hypnotize the people to be are mangers!
For a medieval roleplay.
Gaia Online Godmoding
So, me and a friend decide to hit up gaia for fun with some horrible roleplayers. We settle on a thread, little did we know the horrors that awaited us.
Tank tromped through the area with his partner at his side, making a beeline for James. The werewolf had a mean look on his face, which was broad and dominated by his big, round nose and ugly snarling expression. Once he reached the tree, he stopped and peered up, baring his sharp teeth and pointing a clawed finger. "YOU! ME HAVE HIT ON YOU. WE KILL, GET MONEY." He was almost incomprehensible with his caveman-speak, but that sounded like a threat. He really should have let Nick do the talking, but he hadn't thought about it that hard. He didn't think about anything that hard. The hooded vampire beside Tank crossed his arms. That was not how he wanted this to start at all. "What my friend here means, is, we've been hired to take you out of business, see?" He looked up at James, revealing a pointed face, and a mouth full of uneven teeth, two tapering down into vague points. "So uh..." Shoot, he should have really thought of something more threatening to say. James cracked his nuckels and snarled with his sharp teeth " you two littel dogs better leave me alone or theirs goign to be a blood spilled" he said not threaten by theis two he had fougth 6 foot wolves before but he was avrage but could dose some major damage with his power. James looked back and his arm healed up quick "today its not one of those" he said and showed his true self to the two he was now 6,2 and looked at the two like they where idiots to mess with him. Tank narrowed his beady green eyes at James, confused by the threat. Of course there would be blood. That's what they had come here for. And then the tiny man got a little less tiny, but it still wasn't anything impressive; Tank was built like, well, a tank, and easily still towered over James at 6'5". "FUNNY TRICK. NICK, HE BIGGER THAN YOU NOW! HAW." The werewolf guffawed, completely unfazed. This puny man wasn't scary. "WELL, TIME FOR TRICKS OVER. I BEAT YOU NOW." Nodding his head as if this was a very good idea and he was awfully proud for having thought of it, he swung a massive, tree-trunk-like limb at James' face with a rather fast, rather hard punch. Werewolf strength aside, Tank was pure practical muscle and the one thing he was good at was beating people up, so it was safe to say that he could deal some damage even with a simple punch. If that didn't work, he could just transform and turn into his wolf-self, which was even more huge and powerful. This puny man made him laugh. So silly, to think he could beat Tank! ... and Nick. Nick was there too. "I am not a d-." Nick started, pausing when he realized the fighting had started. He watched for a moment, smirking. It looked like Tank could deal with it himself, he really didn't want to jump into the brawl unless he had to. The werewolf was the muscle of the two, after all. James stoped and tree and nearly lost his foot "nice try...but a 6'5 werewolf will not stop me" he said and began to use his true strangth by pushing back on the tree. "Man Nick and Tank are just idiots to the point they are the lap dogs of their lower boss you can throw them away like toys." She pointed her hands as they just went throw Nick's stomache, "you want more if you two don't run off soon, so get." This was the first time Tank had noticed the vampire woman; he glanced at her out of the corner of his eye while James was recovering. It didn't occur to Tank to wonder just how the hell James knew his exact height, although... "HOW YOU KNOW NAMES?" He spared her only that moment of attention, turning back to James when he heard the "tiny man" pushing off the tree. Tank guffawed and hopped back and out of the way. "YOU PREDICTABLE. IT FUNNY." But then there was a sick, squishy sound of flesh being penetrated, followed by the strong, coppery smell of blood. Tank spun to see Nick's stomach punched straight through, and his mouth gaped open. "NICK!" He sounded horrified, though immediately his look of shock twisted into one of pure rage. "YOU-- YOU-- I KILL YOU--" His loud, barking voice became a vicious snarl, and he launched himself at Julia with all the speed he could muster -- which was plenty. His claws went for her throat and his mouth full of sharp teeth followed, prepared to pierce her pale flesh and tear and rip until she was bleeding as much as Tank's companion. He didn't care about James anymore, not for the moment. His friend was more important than a dumb job. James let go off the tree and had a marking on his face where he used to be a pet to someone but,had escape from his owner which meant that he could be someone else's pet "ill leave so i dont casue any more harm " he said and quickly ran for it before she knew he was a esacpe wolf. Nick fell flat on the ground, cringing in pain. By the time he recovered enough to focus on their target he was already running off, and Tank was completely distracted. "Tank! What the hell are you doing?!" "I know your names, because they are written on your underwear that is sticking out." To Juila they don't know her at all, as her hands went through the Tank's chest squeezing his heart then letting it goe for blood to run out his ears and nose. Juila picked up her little girl and open her wings to escape to go back to her apartment.
And that's when we ragequit.
We could really use some submissions
Don't have a lot of time to be digging around for roleplay, currently, so any submissions would be great!
Hey, uh comments like this go to the ask box. There's a little question mark icon there. This is the submission box which is yeah. And haha I can't tell if you're joking or not.
In case you aren't: -Not my story, it's terrible shitty roleplaying. Relationships going that way are CREEPY, unrealistic, and sorta... Rape-y. I mean seriously if someone starts acting like that GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE. -Cutting and such isn't anything that should not be treated as a way to validate a character as dark and mysterious. -These characters are near glorifying these terrible issues and ugh. -and yeah, ew.
This isn't a real one, it's my friend, my sister, and me, trolling. (also the character himself is based off of our BFF. And that's his wonderful picture.)
REAL FUCKING ROMANCE PART 3 (I skip some boring shit)
Theo smiled and pulled out a knife. He leaned down on the tree. Trying as best he could without disturbing Leslee, he carved the initials, "L + T" into the bark. Once he had finished, Theo brushed off the carving and sat back. He smiled down at Leslee and began stroking her hair.
"Sorry I'm so tired, I'm probably boring you." Leslee said.
"Of course not. You're just relaxing and we're enjoying eachother's company." Theo smiled and continued stroking Leslee's hair. "You have beautiful hair," He mumbled.
Theo noticed her holding her dress. "Just relax. It's ok, it's just you and me here, no one will see but me."
"No. . . It's not that. . It's just. ." Leslee hesitated, ". . I don't want anyone too see my scars. ." she had never told anyone about her scars before, no one ever asked or seeed to care. .
Theo frowned. He pulled up his sleeve and revealed tons of red scars on his arms that Leslee hadn't noticed before. He flipped up his shirt, revealing a deep, long scar across his stomach and revealed his back that seemed to have claw marks on it. "I have scars too. They're nothing to worry about. Sure people might stare and ask but they're great for keeping things in mind." He frowned again.
"I'm sorry, I didn't mean too offend you or anything. . but sometimes people ask how you got them and I've always been the shy one when it comes to telling people my parents used to abuse me." Leslie stopped talking then. She was always afraid of being judged by anyone, no matter who they were, you never know if they will have completely different thoughts about you after words.
Theo held Leslee close. "I'm so sorry, I'll keep you safe." He stroked her hair and patted her back.
Leslee held back the tears as she felt the scars on her stomach. She kissed Theo.
Theo kissed her back, holding her close still and still stroking her hair.
Leslee sighed, "I don't know how people can scar there kids with glass and not care"
Theo pulled back. "They used glass? That's so painful! I use-" He stopped. He didn't want Leslee knowing he cuts himself.
"ya, she would throw glass at me. ."
Theo looked Leslee in the eyes. He hugged her tightly. "I am so sorry. I came much too late, didn't I?"
"it's fine, you don't have to be sorry."
"But you're way too sweet to be injured." He rubbed her scars and hugged her.
Leslee grinned "I'm not sweet"
"Why do you say that? I'm holding you close, of course you're sweet." Theo put his arm around Leslee's shoulder and pulled her close.
Leslee looked at him. "I just don't think I've ever said anything sweet before"
Theo smiled. "You don't have to say anything. I can just tell."
Leslee smiled. She gently took his arm and pulled his sleeve up, lightly tracing his scars, "Are you going to keep hurting yourself?" she asked him, her voice soft and quiet.
Theo blushed. "Not if you don't want me to." He looked down, slightly saddened.
"Well. ." Leslee looked at him, just holding his hand now, "I'd rather you didn't, but I can't make your decisions."
Theo smiled at Leslee and squeezed her hand. "Then I won't."
REAL FUCKING ROMANCE PART 2 (things get creepy)
Leslee smiled, "you're sweet". She saw him looking at the ground, asking before she stopped herself, "what are you looking for?"
"Not looking...thinking...."
"thinking about wha-" she blushed and sat back down on the swing. ". . . Sorry. . I ask too many question. ."
"Oh no, it's fine. I'm just thinking about my own life..." He sighed. "Well, how are you?"
"a million times better than yesterday" she yawned and closed her eyes, resting her head on the side of the swings chain.
"Mmmm..."
Leslee managed out a mumble, "hmm?" she was exhausted, but didn't want to leave, it wasn't even night yet. She really didn't want this day too ever end.
Theo smiled. He leaned into Leslee and put his arm around her.
Leslee smiled and leaned her head onto him instead.
Theo smiled. He sighed. A tear ran down his cheek and fell on to Leslee's shirt. He pulled back than walked over to the creek. He stripped all of his clothes off except for his boxers and just laid down, ignoring the fact that Leslee could see him.
Leslee yawned, "what are you doin'?" she asked. She pushed herself back on the swing and let herself slowly swing back and forth.
Theo began silently crying. Sniffling, he said, "R-r-res-resting...." He let the creek water lap up against his body.
leslee got up and walked over to him and sat on the grass, "what's wrong?"
He looked at Leslee and sighed. He stayed silent, letting the water drift him away. Theo's boxers billowed, cooling his body down.
she frowned, "you can talk to me, Theo,"
Theo sighed. "I'm just remembering my...past..."
"well," she layed down on the grass, "don't think about it if it makes you sad. . think about the future?" she tried her best to make him happy and not sad.
Theo smiled than got out of the water. He tugged at Leslee's clothes, trying to convince her to take them off and come join him in the water.
Leslee blushed, "noo I cantt" she tried to hold back a smile with no luck.
Theo frowned, "Come play with me." He winked at Leslee and began pulling off her shirt.
leslee laughed, "Nooo i cant"
Theo frowned again. He sat down next to her and played with her hair. He began bringing his hands down, putting them on her shoulders.
Leslee frowned, "sorry. ."
Theo nodded. "It's ok, baby. Don't worry." He smiled and hugged Leslee.
leslee hugged him back, "can I ask you something?"
"Hm?"
"how come you never talked?"
Theo sighed at looked at the ground. "All the guys made fun of my voice and girls...chased me down..." He stared out into to space and shuddered.
"so then. . What made you talk to me. .?"
"You're different then those girls. Those girls were very...uh..."
Leslee covered up a frown with a smile, "well, I'm glad I was able to be that one"
Theo looked at Leslee worried, "What's wrong?"
"Nothin' important" Leslee didn't like when people worried about her, she felt bad knowing people felt bad for her. "So, what time is t anyways?" she said, trying to change the conversation, "it feels like it's been forever haha"
"Eh...12:30. You hungry?" Theo stroked Leslee's hair.
"a little bit. . I'm fine though"
"Hm...alright."
"what are you thinking about?" Leslee asked, curiously.
Theo smiled. "Just a little lunch at The Cheesecake Factory."
"then go and eat," Leslee smiled.
"With you, baby. And maybe we'd play a little bit in my bed." Theo winked at Leslee.
REAL FUCKING ROMANCE PART 1 (worth the read)
Theo stretched and got off his moth-eaten bed. He yawned then picked up his phone and threw it into his backpack. He jumped into the shower. Once he had finished, Theo put on his eye make-up and sighed. He looked in the mirror at his own sad face. A tear ran down his cheek but he ignored it. He slung his backpack over his shoulder and walked outside. He hopped on his bike and rode to the nearest empty park. There, he threw his bike down and hiked into the woods. He found his favorite tree and sat in it. He pulled out his drawing notebook and began sketching a beautiful girl, something he would never get.
Leslee awoke to the sound of her alarm clock going off. She moaned and slung her arm too the side, slamming it on top of the alarm clock. The peircing alarm shut off, and she got out of bed. Leslee took a shower, combed her long brown locks, and hanged into a golden, honey colored sundress, and white flipflops. Sun poured threw her windows, which signaled a beautiful day. Leslee went outside and walked the empty sidewalks.
Once Theo became bored of drawing, He jumped down and walked on the sidewalk, nearly running into Leslee. He cleared his throat and walked to his bike, not even saying 'Sorry.'
Leslee looked up from her white flip-flops, "Sorry," she said, "I should really watch where I'm walking." She looked at Theo, then back at her feet.
Theo looked at her in surprise. No one had ever said sorry to him before. He shook his head and awkwardly patted Leslee's shoulder.
Leslee grinned, "you can talk, you know" she said, "I'm Leslee"
Theo shook his head no. He picked up his notebook and wrote, "I'm the silent one, Theo. I don't talk."
"Why not?" Leslee though about what she said, how it may be a personal question, she immediatley apologized for asking, "Sorry. ." she looked back at her white flipflops, scrunching her toes up.
Theo sighed. He brought out his knife and began opening his scars, gasping as the knife dug into each cut.
Leslee looked at him, her eyes wide, "Don't do that!" She did what her first instinct was, she took the knife from him, and just held it, "please don't do that."
He sighed and nodded. Than he plucked the knife from her hand and shoved it in his bag. Theo pulled out his phone and shoved it at Leslee.
Leslee was a little confused, "what?" her voice piped out, a little quieter than usual.
Theo wrote down, "Your number. Please?"
Leslee grinned and put her number in, giving him his phone back, "here you go,"
Theo smiled than offered to put his number in her phone.
Leslee smiled and handed him her purple phone. She wondered when he stopped talking, she decided not to say anything, though.
Theo took her phone and typed in his number. Than he passed the phone back to her. He suddenly felt a sudden urge to hug Leslee but fought seeing as it would be awkward if he didn't say anything.
"Thanks," she said, taking it back. She didn't know what to say or do, so she just stood there and looked at Theo, before looking back down at her feet.
Theo blushed than let the urge unleash. He awkwardly put his arms around Leslee and pulled her close. A tear dripped on to Leslee's shirt. He continued to hold her close, not wanting to let go.
Leslee smiled and hugged him back, she didn't let go just yet, either.
Once Theo pulled back, he didn't think put kissed Leslee, an almost complete stranger, on the lips.
Leslee blushed, she was surprised anyone had interest in her. "So. . " she was clueless as to what to talk about.
Theo blushed than took Leslee's hand. He walked her over to the swings and pointed to one.
Leslee looked at the swings, she hadn't been on a swing since she was at least 8. "You want me to sit on one?" She felt pretty stupid guessing things, especially if she guessed wrong.
Theo nodded and smiled. He sat on the one next to her. Theo stared longingly at Leslee.
Leslee looked back at him, "what?" she asked, thinking there was something on her face or something.
Theo giggled than got up from his swing and stood behind Leslee. He knelt down and whispered in her ear, "I'd like you in my bed one day." Those were the first words he had said in such a long time. ((This is what his voice sounds like this :33 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLA_QDsRSco&feature=relmfu English Accent :D))
Leslie grinned from ear too ear, blushing, "Really?" she asked, disbelieving it.
"Yes baby." He smiled. "You're the prettiest thing in my eyes."
She frowned, he never believed that she was pretty or anything. She wished she could, but for some reason she just couldn't seem to believe that. "I doubt that" she finally said.
"Oh no...it's the truth. See anyone dying to come and kiss me besides you? No, I don't. No one wants this..." Gestures to self.
"I see someone," she said. Leslee stood up and walked over too him, so she was standing over him ((he's still on one knee right? If not then ignore that and replace it with "so she was standing next to him")), and kissed him again. "now, we should be saying, 'no one wants to kiss this"
Theo smiled. "You're the most interesting, beautiful, wonderful, amazing person I've ever met and I've lived in thirteen different countries. Hm..." He looked at the floor for a moment, dazing.
This roleplay is a goldmine. Shortly afterwards he meets some girl, instantly falls in love with her, starts cutting himself right in front of her, and then gets really clingy and just vaguely rapisty, all within about five minutes. (more to come)
Not really sure what's going on here...
