domestic thorbruce headcanons??
these boys are SOFT living together
they dance in the kitchen in the evenings as the sun goes down, sometimes fun and free, wild random dancing that they make up as they go along, and sometimes a quiet slow dance. it depends on their mood, and the station that is playing
there is a lightning rod on their roof, because sometimes thor attracts storms which isnt the best for their roof
bruce loves listening to the rain beat the roof, it soothes him, so thor will make it rain if hes been having trouble sleeping (he cant do it too often though, because he floods the area pretty quickly)
they borrow each other’s clothes
thor abandons all his pyjama shirts! he always buys the sets but prefers to sleep in the bottoms only (he gets warm easily) because he likes the fun patterns, and bruce will steal his pyjama shirts because they are large, and comfy
bruce and thor have a sweet morning routine, where bruce will plod into the kitchen and put on the kettle to make tea, which wakes thor to come down and pop a pop tart in the toaster and give him a kiss from behind before they settle at the round table and tiredly have breakfast
hulk prefers to sleep later, and thor will usually rise first and go put on coffee for him (bruce and him can’t agree which is better, tea or coffee) and wait for him to plod in and flop on top of him like a cat
thor likes to wear aprons when he cooks or bakes, because he makes a mess and thinks it looks cute (both husbands agree)
bruce likes to read in the evening, and thor has taken up knitting because look! he can make a rainbow on this jumper!!! (his stuff always has missed stitches and holes in, but he is slowly improving)
hulk likes to listen to audiobooks or podcasts, because he finds the smallness of books fiddly but wants to hear what they say
they share the housework equally, with thor sweeping and vacuuming, as well as dusting while bruce cleans the kitchen and washes the cushion covers and wipes down the table, hulk is the favorite husband when they clean because he tackles the bathrooms, which nobody wants to do
hulk is very affectionate! he loves to be touched, and to hug thor and kiss him, or just hold his hand and lean against him - nobody really liked to do this with him before so he is very touch starved
bruce is always falling asleep on any surface, he likes to crawl behind furniture and take naps, but this always scares thor because he can’t find his husbands! bruce likes to be confined, because it makes him feel safer, and less exposed
thor naps on corners of sofas, on the floor, on top of the fridge, he is able to sleep anywhere as long as he doesn’t feel confined because it reminds him of being trapped in that chair on sakaar where he lost his hair and he doesnt to think about it
he grows his hair out, and encourages bruce to do the same
loki will visit sometimes, and they and thor will have some sibling bonding, like telling jokes about how crap their father is, or ordering a shit tonne of food and somehow loki eats more than thor which bruce is in awe of
bruce likes to invite jen round sometimes, and they have some good ol’ family time, which he has been lacking.
he also sometimes invited betty, who is friends with thor now, and they all play mario kart together.
bruce is very good at mario kart, as he and betty played it all the time when he was at uni ( he plays as yoshi )
thor leaves mjolnir everywhere. its always in the way. bruce hates this because he keeps stubbing his toe on it
“hang it by the door babe!! theres a hanger and everything!!”
thor has a bed for mjolnir by their bed (like stitch’s in lilo and stitch)
(when mjolnir is gone, a small fragment from when it splintered that loki pocketed sits in the bed, and thor gazes at it sometimes, like he feels he is missing part of himself)
plants!!! thor loves plants!!!
weapons on every wall, thor likes the aesthetic and hulk likes easy access to weapons to defend husband thor if anything happens. bruce likes seeing them both happy
okay thats all for now! hope yall enjoy!