beep BOOP motherfucker

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SOURCE

[lstjedi-a-blog]

what if i made………..an artoo

[fuckyou-d2-blog]

[fuckyou-d2-blog]

❝Beep Boop, motherfucker.❞

[titansdaughter]

We seem to be made to suffer. It’s our lot in life.

[titansdaughter]

Peek-a-Boo

[skirtish-blog]

SEND ME A BAD PICK-UP LINE

Go ahead and add more if you want!

[chromlum-blog]

“Are you a magician? When I looked at you, everyone else disappeared.” “I’ve been feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.” “Can I get a picture of you? I want to show my parents what my spouse looks like.” “Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.” “When God made you, he was showing off.” “Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?” “What time do you have to go back to Heaven?” “Are you a camera? Every time I look at you, I smile.” “I might as well call you Google, because you have everything that I’m looking for.” “Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?” “I love every bone in your body. Especially mine.” “Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Because you sure are CuTe.” “Would you like to have breakfast in bed tomorrow?” “Are you a thief? I think you just stole my heart.” “If I could change the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.” “Call life alert! I’ve fallen for you and I can’t get up.” “Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?” “I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?” “Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.” “Feel my shirt. You know what it’s made of? Date material.” “If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.” “There’s something wrong with my phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.” “On a scale of 1 to 10: You’re a 9, and I’m the 1 you need.” “I lost my number. Can I have yours?” “Let’s play Titanic. You be the ocean, and I’ll go down on you.” “Did we have a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.” “Do you have a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.” “There are 21 letters in the alphabet, right? Oh, wait. I missed ‘U’, ‘R’, ‘A’, ‘Q’, ‘T’.” “If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.” “Are you going to kiss me, or am I going to have to lie in my journal?” “I don’t have a library card, but can I check you out?” “You must be a broom, because you just swept me off your feet.” “Do you like KFC? Because you’re finger lickin’ good.” “What’s on the menu? Me-n-u.” “I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.” “Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?” “You must be tired. You’ve been running through my mind all day long.”

[memeattic]

Snarky RP-Starters

“Now is not the time.”

“You’re not being helpful.”

“And you couldn’t mention that any earlier?”

“The only skill you have is that you know how to be in the way.”

“I know exactly what I’m doing.”

“At least I’m capable of admitting I’m wrong.”

“And it didn’t occur to you it might be important?”

“Thanks, you’re helpful. And five minutes late!”

“Shut your mouth for once.”

“Is thinking too much asked?”

“You better fix that right now!”

“For once in your life, use that thing inside your head. The one called ‘brain.’”

“Great, you’re just what I needed.”

“Oh, and you’re so great yourself?”

“If you hadn’t come, I would’ve managed just fine.”

“I need you like I need a hole in the head.”

[fuckyou-d2-blog]

Star Wars Curses/Slang

I’ve noticed that a lot of Star Wars blogs use current Earth slang and curses such as “Fuck” and “bitch” which do not tend exist in the Star Wars universe. With this in mind, I decided to make a handy resource of some of the curses and slang that are available. For a full list, click HERE

Bantha fodder: “Bullshit”

Blast!: An interjection of frustration

Bucketbrain: Slur for stormtroopers

Bug: Slur for a Genosian

By the Z'gag!: Exclamation of surprise used by Ruurians

Caraya's soul: Verbalization of disbelief

Chobb's knob!: Exclamation of surprise

Damn: Expletive used to express anger or as a positive modifier, i.e. "Damn good."

Dirtball: Dismissive term for a planet one did not like

Dupe: Slang for TIE fighter pilot or TIE bomber

Emperor’s snowmen: Albernate name for storntroopers

Flyboy: Slang term for a hot-shot pilot

Goo: A planet’s atmosphere in TIE fighter pilot slang

Harpy: A derogatory term for a female individual

Having kittens... by the litter: Slang for someone who is panicking

Hell: Expletive

Imp: Slang for “Imperial”

In Malachor: Term used to express that one felt emphatically about something; i.e. “There is no way in Malachor that I’m going...”

Jedi Scum/Sline: Employed as an insult against Jedi

Karabast: A Lasat exclamation of frustration

Kriffing: An expletive; i.e. “Those kriffing stormtroopers.”

Kung: Huttese for “scum”

Laserbrain: An general insult

Leatherneck: A slur for Ithorians

May spice salt your wounds!: A Twi-lek insult

Moof-milker: A dimwitted individual

Mother of Kwath!: An exclamation of aggravation

Mother of Moons: An expression of surprise

Nerfherder: An insult referring to an animal of the same name

Nerve Burner: An insult suggesting that one is unstable

Peedunky: Huttese insult meaning “punk”

Pig: A derogatory term for a slovenly individual

Poodoo: Huttese term meaning “fodder” or “shit”

Pfassk: An adaptable expletive “What the pfassk does sorry do for anyone?”

Reb: Imperial slang for members of the Rebel Alliance

R’iia’s shorts!: An expression on Jakku denoting wonder or awe

Rock: A derogatory term for a planet

Rust bucket: A battered droid

Scum:  Anyone undesireable

Skug: A common Zygerrian insult

Sleemo: Slimeball

Son of a bantha: An insult

Spaced: Slang used by travelers meaning “dead” or “killed”

Spice: A type of dangerous narcotic mind in Kessel.

Stang: Slang term of frustration

Stars!: A general purpose exclamtation to express frustration or excitement

Switch off!: Droid equivalent to “Shut up!”

Tailhead: Derogatory slang for Twi-leks

Wastoid: A derogatory term

What in the blazes: Expression of of surprise

What the...: General purpose expression used throughout the galaxy

What the Sith: General purpose exclamation

Witch: A derogatory term for a female or a term for those who cast actual magick

Wrench-jockey: Repair droid 

[fuckyou-d2-blog]

ooc;

I’m making a resource post of Star Wars curses, because even though MY Artoo has a modern day voice box and is essentially a novelty blog rather than a serious RP blog. I see a lot of blogs using words that don’t really exist in the Star Wars universe.

[zsww-moved-to-pillowfort-deacti]

That little droid and I have been through a lot together.

[fuckyou-d2-blog]

zappin bitches like...

[alderaanheir]

      ❛ YOU DO KNOW i can tell  when you’re lying, yes ?? ❜

[fuckyou-d2-blog]

❝You wanna fucking, fite me?❞

[fuckyou-d2-blog]

beep boop motherfucker

[corelliann-deactivated20211114]

★┊OPEN

“Are you judging me right now,                                is that what this is?” And his brows are raised, JUDGING in return. Hardly an  angel but oh,  it’s not a feeling he’s ever at peace with.

[fuckyou-d2-blog]

❝Hell yeah I am, pretty boy.❞

[medicaly-deactivated20160303]

PSA!

stop being a fucking cunt

[peacefulsenator]

“You seem tired.” 

[fuckyou-d2-blog]

❝Oh yeah? You think so? Maybe it’s got something   to do with the fact my battery is fucking ancient. Sorry   I can’t cover up my low-power with hair loops, poodle-top.❞

[myraknightofren-blog]

|| Open ||

“Not now. I have a migraine.”

[fuckyou-d2-blog]

❝Well, that’s fuckity great for you. I’ve just come   out of low-power mode after traveling the entire   fucking galaxy. Is it too much to ask for some oil?❞

[fuckyou-d2-blog]

open;

❝What the actual fuck?❞