
Andulka
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dirt enthusiast
Not today Justin
Sweet Seals For You, Always

@theartofmadeline
$LAYYYTER
YOU ARE THE REASON
Claire Keane

Kiana Khansmith
art blog(derogatory)
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Peter Solarz
Cosmic Funnies
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Xuebing Du
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda

Love Begins

titsay

#extradirty
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@fuckyouharry96
my morning routine includes 10 minutes of sitting on my bed and thinking about how tired i am
what are yall being for Halloween?
alone
saying “its okay if you dont fit standards of beauty set up by oppressors” is NOT the same as saying “it’s okay to be ugly” the latter implies that there IS something wrong/ugly about you but its “okay”. the former throws the entire standard away and tells people that it doesn’t matter if an oppressive force labels you as ugly because thats not who you are.
getting up at 6 am by choice: wow what a beautiful sunrise! the house is so peaceful and quiet. i feel really tired but i don’t have to do anything but just sit here and enjoy the morning. what a pleasant feeling
getting up at 6 am because you have to: these covers draped upon my mortal coil have become the dirt above my casket. my corpse refuses to unsettle the earth to rise from its grave. i have been dead for centuries and have no intentions to assimilate once more into the tragic world of the living
captain america was bitten by a radioactive american
things i want to be
really hot
not poor
i was havin a great time until i remembered that i was ugly
Which do you prefer?
I prefer MasterChef Junior:
a wholesome post thank u
What’s best is I love all three portrayals, basically anything with this man in it he’s so precious.
UK Gordon Ramsay is dealing with sensible people and edible food. US Ramsay is dealing with people who have actual health code violations in their restaurants yet claim to be good chefs running an acceptable business. Masterchef Junior Ramsay is teaching kids how to cook. No fucking WONDER there’s a massive difference.
Therapist: people are going to come and go that’s how life is Me: immediately starts crying
every appearance of Steve Rogers in the MCU
Captain America: The First Avenger
The Avengers
Captain America: The Winter Soldier
Avengers: Age of Ultron
Captain America: Civil War
Spider-Man: Homecoming
Avengers: Infinity War
Oh my GOD this is a Holy Post™️
“If you love books so much - why is it I never see you reading?”
me:
y’all: peter was able to stop bucky’s fist in civil war bc bucky heard peter’s voice, realized he was a child, then weakened his punch bc he was so worried about hurting a child uwu
me, eating pistachios: y’all know peter can canonically lift up to 75 tons, right. y’all know bucky’s fist is easy as hell for peter to block, right. y’all know bucky didn’t know shit about peter being a child and was just shocked that someone was able to so easily block his punch, right. y’all know that, right.
naw fuck that bucky’s punches aren’t easy to block, it’s WAY funnier if peter blocked a full force punch from bucky, who only a few seconds later realizes he’s a kid as soon as peter opens his mouth
that’s the face of a man who went from “holy shit he blocked my punch?” to “holY SHiT a 12 YEARoLD BLOCKED mY PUNCH???” in 3 seconds flat.
me, every single month without fail: huh weird I feel kind of bloated and lethargic but also very hungry??? and I’m breaking out??? and my back hurts??? this is so strange I have never experienced this before in my whole entire life… what could this be
me a few days later, every single month without fail: oh
lady gaga was right. stop telephoning me.
i have HRE (hopeless romantic energy)