Everything's Fucked

I have trouble.

[fuegoballz]

All i fucking ate today was like 2 brats and a little ass salad with like 7 cups of coffee why do i feel like such a fat piece of shit

[fuegoballz]

Everything is bullshit and if the people around you acknowledge that youre not doing well but they refuse to see that they themselves arent perfect and need to work on themselves as well then eat my fucking shorts nothing is real

[fuegoballz]

Sandbitch

[jayrockin]

i love miners lettuce it is the cutest plant ever and nobody knows about it it starts growing as these little bloop shaped leaves and then there are littlw heart shaped ones and then finally when it flowers it grows little circles with flowers in the middle of them and it is literally the cutest fuckign thing because it makes whatever little nook they are growing out of look like it has lilypads, or sometimes there’s a field of them and its like a field of tiny land lilypads and they are also completely edible you can put them in a salad or a sandwich like its no big deal and they are native to where i live so they jsut appear as volunteers in our garden every spring and they are green and fluffy and grow in cute little mounds and i love them so mcuh oh nooo

[fuegoballz]

this post gave me a big stupid grin

[fuegoballz]

To the follower that sees this

I lost the game.

[fuegoballz]

@staff hi yes id like to log a complaint i made this post very specifically formatted with exactly 11 blank lines in between the title and the body text and these 11 blank lines did not show up on the post that was posted and now my funny jokester hijinks has been ruined and no longer have any friends at all be cause my joke was ruined so can you just eat my fucking SHORTS because this site sucks and you all are complicit in the insidious methods in which we are controlled and all i wanted to do was put exactly 11 blank lines in between my title and body text and have it post the way it showed up on my screen because that would at least make a little sense but hey what do i know anyway yeah fuck everything you stand for have a shit year.

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

okay fine

listen, i’m a trans neurodivergent jewish woman with who knows how many medical problems, i need money, and i don’t care how i get it, donations, commissions, if you want to come punch me for a dollar cool, i just need money right now specifically with my commissions post that’s kind of dead in the water i need to get another 285$ to pay for power bills that they finally decided they were going to give us.

so hit me up, for commissions or punching, or hit up my venmo: eseal, or cash app: $cmder

190.30$/285$! Over halfway there!

[fuegoballz]

To the follower that sees this

I lost the game.

[memesandlaughs]

[analleycatchewingondeadmeat-dea]

[sonypraystation]

dude was legit tryna slide his dick in her cold stainless steel coochie #salute the pioneers

[fuegoballz]

Smokin and pokin

[fuegoballz]

Drinkin and stinkin

[fuegoballz]

Rollin and lollin

[fuegoballz]

Relapse

Relapse

And detox

Detoxing

[fuegoballz]

Smokin and pokin

[fuegoballz]

Drinkin and stinkin

[fuegoballz]

Smokin and pokin

[immentallydeficient-deactivated]

the police outside my house: EVERYONE GET DOWN sHES GONNA TRANSGEND

[oswednesday]

you walk into your doctor’s waiting room and there is a tasteful nude of your doctor hung on the wall

[fuegoballz]

Doc, like ive said, its really well done but..can we maybe put something else up? Its been years.

[renncross-blog]

[catmemearchive]