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10 Steps to Self Care
1. Be aware of, and respect, your emotional limits.
2. Don’t be a people pleaser.
3. Take control of your thoughts.
4. Listen to your heart.
5. Be kind to yourself; don’t tear yourself down.
6. Learn to take control of, and to manage, your time.
7. Let go of those things you can’t control.
8. Stay away from drama and negativity.
9. Say “yes” to those things that are important to you.
10. Get plenty of sleep, and make time for solitude.
you are not alone
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Honestly, this will be me but worse lol I love this.
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How to make your ramen 9001x better, courtesy of /ck/
And you can buy roast beef and roast chicken on the internet. I am set for ramen for like a year now.
QUICK EGG IN UR RAMEN TRICK MY FRIEND TAUGHT ME IN HIGH SCHOOL
pour just enough water into your pot to cover your noodles and other ingredients, then get a small cup/fancy measuring 1 cup cup or w/e and measure out another cuppa watta. dump that shit in too.
make ur ramen. just start boiling and dump whatever you’re supposed to put in in the beginning. u know how to make ramen this isn’t ramen for snot nosed sobbing beginners ok
KEY PART: you know how it says on the back of the package to cook for about 4-5 minutes?? we’re cooking for 5 minutes. wait for your ramen to cook for the first three minutes. stare hungrily if you must. but the EXACT MOMENT 3 minutes hit here’s what you do:
SCREAM. and then stir your noodles to make sure nothing is sticking to the bottom of the pot. (scream is optional) also make sure your broth is still more or less covering your noodles, if its not add a bit more. it doesn’t matter if some is still sticking up we just don’t want chewy noodles (unless you’re into that) (i’m into that)
make a lil hole in your noodles. this little hole must have broth in it and nothing more. make it in the middle or the side it honestly doesn’t matter you just need a clear shot to the bottom of the pot
crack your egg and toss that mother into the hole.
COVER EGG WITH NOODLES AS QUICK AS YOU CAN
DON’T. STIR.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU STIR FOR THE REMAINING MINUTE AND A HALF YOU probably won’t ruin anything you’ll just have egg drop soup i guess but IF YOU DON’T STIR
Congratulations, you have poached an egg in your broth! Your poached egg now tastes like your ramen broth. Revel in your victory.
no seriously that egg will be mildly chewy deliciousness oh my god if you can perfect this technique you will never have your egg in your ramen another way again
this is as close as you’ll get to ramen made in a restaurant…
I’m just glad this isn’t like that one post that was all “HOW TO EAT CHEAP WITH RAMEN STEP ONE ADD A SIRLOIN STEAK AND $20 WORTH OF INGREDIENTS”.
This is how you can tell I’m poor as fuck.
Most dried ramen is deep-fried which is why it’s so unhealthy. If you boil in plain water, strain, and then add to fresh hot water/broth, it’s a lot better for you in general.
Another recipe:
Boil your noodles. Strain. Take a small frying pan and melt two tablespoons of butter (margarine works but butter is better) on low heat. Add the noodles and flavor powder and mix well.
ANOTHER recipe:
Get a bag of frozen stir-fry veggies from wal-mart. It’s like a buck fifty. Fry those suckers up with some tonkatsu sauce or soy sauce. Boil your ramen, strain. Pile the noodles on a plate, top with your veggies and sauce. Sprinkle a tiny bit of the ramen flavoring on top. Bam, stir fry. The veggies make enough to serve three people (three packages of ramen).
Other things you can add to ramen to make it taste better:
Chopped inarizushi.
A half a can of peas.
A half a can of tunafish to the shrimp kind.
CHIVES MAKE EVERYTHING BETTER.
Oddly enough, boiled potatoes to the beef kind.
Shredded cabbage.
Sliced boiled eggs.
Matchstick carrots (you can get them from most grocery stores for like a dollar a package; alternately make your own from a cheap-ass bag of whole carrots).
If you’re gluten-free, you can make a gluten-free version of ramen by making and preparing spaghetti squash and using the bullion recipe above (substitute anything with gluten in it for something without, obviously). The “noodles” are smaller but damn is it tasty. Spaghetti squash, incidentally, grows at the least provocation so if you get a spaghetti squash (which are generally kind of expensive), save the seeds and plant them anywhere. Water them once a day.
Spring-noodle soup, courtesy my husband’s Asian-American ex-girlfriend: Boil your ramen and strain. Heat up a can of soup broth, or simply prepare the ramen bullion. Dip the noodles into the broth forkful by forkful as you eat. You can add other stuff to the noodles, like veggies and meat, as you’re boiling it.
Saute some green onions and minced garlic in a pan in butter or margarine for a few minutes (you can substitute sesame oil for the butter or margarine as well, if you happen to have it around. The sesame oil gives it a really good flavor). Add a dash of seasoned salt. Boil and strain your ramen noodles. Add to the saute mix, fry for a hot second, and you have awesome garlic noodles.
Minute rice! You can add a small handful of minute rice to your ramen as it’s cooking for a more carb-heavy soup to get you through the day. If you couple this with veggies and meat it’s almost a round meal.
THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH RAMEN, but if you make macaroni and cheese (Kraft dinner), add a can of tunafish and a half a can of peas to it to make a more filling, more rounded meal.
Seriously, if you are broke and need to vary your diet in any way, I am the person to talk to. I grew up on this shit. A lot of is really unhealthy, but at least you won’t die of boredom.
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My old flex is my new flex 🤷🏻♀️
She is both, hell fire and holy water. And the flavor you taste depends on how you treat her.
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Don’t let no one treat you like you’re regular.
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Love makes sex taste better...
Don’t lose out on a remarkable person because you still have an karmic attachment with someone from your past. Chances are you will lose someone you’ll never be able to replace, and after the honey mood period of your old flame passes, you will be reminded on why you walked away in the first place. Learn the difference between a soul mate and a karmic attachment.
- Meggan Roxanne
If only you felt like Sundays do. Sleeping in, brunch in bed, mimosas, Breakfast at Tiffany’s, mud masks, catching up on laundry with a side of wine, favorite playlist on repeat, melting on my bed accompanied by a scented candle, diving into a good book, bubble baths, rose hip oil on my skin.
Someone said sex in a relationship isn’t important.. well to me it is. (If it’s not a requirement for you, I respect that - this is about people who do have regular sex and the importance of reciprocal intimacy)
When people refuse to acknowledge the importance sex plays in a relationship it bothers me. As a woman, do you know how unenjoyable and painful it is, being intimate with someone who doesn’t know nor learn how to get you aroused, or doesn’t see any value in foreplay? A weak stroke with selfish tendencies?
Are you a charity?
Everyone deserves good sex. Woman’s bodies weren’t designed for men’s sexual disposal and saving him from a bruised ego by being silent and accepting poor quality sex isn’t fair. If a man doesn’t know how to operate a woman’s body, then he shouldn’t be near one until he’s finished studying and vice versa.
Sexual chemistry is vital. How are we supposed to embrace each other in love equally, if one persons needs are constantly overlooked. The spiritual ties to sex is way too deep for anyone to put up with a lifetime of bad sex.
Communicate with each other.