Crown the Niffpire

27~ cosplayer - Gamer - sad adult

[fuhkingpreptastic]

To all y'all who thinks being a December baby rocks

So litteraly just had someone tell me it must be awesome to be a December baby because it's like a double holiday!

Hello to the fucking no!

Being a December baby is probably the best worst thing ever.

Find a December baby and they will agree it sucks. Your parents will do everything they can to seperate the events but it never works right. Your friends are all busy with holiday plans. Anything cool to do is usually busy or closed.

I pretty much just go an see a movie every year. Shoutout to my mom for trying every year to get me tickets to the advanced screenings of Starwars and every Lotr movie. Mom honestly you rock for being able to do your best at it. But I digress as some people aren't as lucky to have a parentsl unit keep trying to seperate them after 18.

But honestly try to find a Disappointed December baby. I dare you. Sure we may get upset But we get over it stupid fast. Why? Cause the biggest thing to happen to us. Our freaking milestone of life is barley a blimp on the radar to people.

So I just stopped caring about it or wanting to make plans. I just stopped. I did it once in college got all my friends together for a celebration cause they wanted to. It was literally a shitshow of stupidity so I just kinda called it there.

But honestly I think the one thing I ever wanted was 1 person who wasn't my mom to make the day all about me. I mean just once have a day all about me.

So y'all know what if ya know a December baby. Make there birthday all about them just once! They'll love you for it forever

[hideyourbandmembers]

[fyeahthatssoraven-blog]

[fuhkingpreptastic]

It can't be anyworse then the fucking moon.

A player heading to titan for the first time....poor bsstard

[kayascodeliaro]

[-makemesmile]

i was looking at ken’s “wall” on barbie.com and

i have concluded that Ken is a psychopath 

[theinturnetexplorer]

[femputations]

mewtwo is savage

[idktimdrake]

I need more pokemon shaming

[perceptionsofabrokenreality]

0 fucks to be offered by Mewtwo

[cali4nja]

Listening to music through new headphones after listening through old shitty ones

[jakelionstumblr]

They both like jokes and their names both start with S

[oak23]

[addelburgh]

[drugera]

“ok who used all the fucking Head N Shoulders?”

[roobics]

haha nigga ain’t even got shoulders

[cracked]

“Our ecosystem was clearly designed by the Devil, but at least we don’t have more guns than people.”

America’s Gun Problem Is So Bad Even Australians Are Scared

[timelocked]

[toriandrelativedimensionsinspace]

Just a warning, I will be reblogging this every time I see it for the next week.

[fuhkingpreptastic]

Kinda woke up and this song fit my mood. No idea why. But great song

[murakawatoru]

[thatpadaleckipink]

whatever is going on with sam’s face in the bottom gif is made of pure gold.

[mikeywayiskobrakid-deactivated2]

i just spent a minute copying sam’s face in time with the gif.

[arcticloveys-deactivated2014041]

there’s like 5 different expressions he’s making in 2 seconds

[fuhkingpreptastic]

YOU DID IT! Wait....WHAT! YOU COULD OF STABBED ME! Well, at least you got the right one.

[feminerds]

[confessionsofaplussize]

Talia - tellin’ it like it is since forever.

[ultrafacts]

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[vancity604778kid]

THIS MAN IS A LEGEND

[ultrafacts]

[onlyblackgirl]

for some reason, none of these surprise me at all

[nichls-blog]

[crunchiestkatie]

i love seeing girls close ranks when their fella is cheating, instead of defending him and attacking the other girls. like seriously. it warms my cold, cold heart so much. 

[lancrebitch]

i need the rest of this story, where did you put the body

[fuhkingpreptastic]

Seems like the start to “John Tucker Must Die 2″