Childish

Tahlia idk

[danielita9]

Harplike tree splintering in the Forest of Dean

[ayziak]

Remember: behind every robot that turns evil is an engineer who specifically installed red LEDs into the eyes just for this occasion

[nohoperadio]

A spoon's only objective in life is to make soup go upwards, and it knows this. That's why when you put one under a running tap it blasts the water way high. The spoon thinks there's suddenly TONS of soup to deal with and it freaks out.

[dykes4jamescorden-deactivated20]

why do monkeys and apes get tails but I don't. evolution what the hell

[gorillawithautism]

apes don't get tails </3

you not having a tail is a travesty but you can share in your misery with bonobos, gorillas, chimps, orangutans, and gibbons

[dykes4jamescorden-deactivated20]

thanks gorilla with autism you would know about this wouldn't you

[doggosource]

[owlservice]

I could be the person writing one time verification codes. 873726. 290971. 041452. 667656. It comes naturally to me.

[stars-in-the-storm]

rip Achilles you would’ve loved hightop sneakers

[puyopuyo]

you know i got that wiimote strap on

[puyopuyo]

i didn’t mean it like that and y’all know it :(

[saltwallsprotectingthearchive]

i miss the real gun emoji so much

[ginger-ale-official]

Jesus, after coming back from the dead: hey guys it’s me Jesus, just look at the scars on my hands

Thomas, a known freak: show us the feet as well please

[librarycard]

alien (1979) and aliens (1986) are two of the most powerful film titles in cinema history. like the first one? yeah its about an alien. and the second one? brother take a guess

[livedinthecastle]

i have such a profound hate for stories that go 'what if just some guy like literally just some guy was thrown into these horrible circumstances with huge stakes' and then take it back and go 'haha he is not just some guy, he's the specialest little boy in the planet, last in a long line of specialest little boys, it was in his blood all along'

[teaboot]

You can't claim that your narrative is a profound commentary on human nature if the human representative is Spiders Georg

[turbro]

I know how we can finally make an F

vanilla extract

nothing

vanilla extract

nothing

nothing

Voting ended onFeb 12, 2023

[extrachadoliveoil-deactivated20]

[v171]

R u gay4pay??

God wouldn’t that be a good idea. I’m gay for free like an idiot. 

[sandmandaddy69]

[tchaikovskaya]

Still think about “first day of standing lessons” regularly

[tchaikovskaya]

[blackpyrefly]

dress codes that arent ppe are stupid as fuck. as an adult human being with a (relatively) functioning brain i have never walked into a place and given a fuck what an employee was wearing. “professional” okay bitch i can make up adjectives too. “grundlous” see easy

[bunniope]

whats grundlous mean

[blackpyrefly]

of or pertaining to grundle