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[followthroughorfuckoff]

Legolas (formerly known as Toothless) needs his leg amputated! He’s a stray cat I rescued, but his hip is fractured and his back leg needs to be removed to fix it! We’v reached $300 in donations, and we only need 600 more. If 100 of you could donate $6.00, we’d be at our goal! Or 60 of you, could donate $10.00. Even one dollar helps! Please reblog if you cannot help! He is on pain management, but it’s no way for a cat to live!

https://www.youcaring.com/toothless-the-cat-552679

[ultrafacts]

(Fact Source)

[dremoranightmares]

ugly and gorgeous in the same instant. manufactured and natural. modern relics. i’ve got a hard time getting my brain around this but that’s part of what makes it so magical.

[cabutl]

[noctvxiii-deactivated20151129]

If they show sports events at bars why don’t they show tv shows?

someone should get to making a fandom bar.

[noctvxiii-deactivated20151129]

no but can you imagine? fandom themed drinks, tv show maraton nights, discount to cosplayers, and special season finale events.

[chloehenderson]

WHY ISNT THIS A THING??!!

[findingschmomo]

[greelin]

my timing is. not the best

[splinteryourspine]

I just watched an old couple get into their car and set off the alarm and then try to turn it off for like ten minutes before giving up and driving away with the alarm still going off

[splinteryourspine]

now that i think about it maybe i just watched an old couple steal a car

[equestrianbetches]

When I am eating something and not sharing it with my horse.

He’s Like:

[ridewithcourage]

My dog when I eat anything.

[sitting--trot-deactivated201807]

Me when my friend doesn’t share

[pigeoncowboys]

[yr-fave-sell-out]

What a special special idea

[badjewess-holder-url-deactivate]

Wtf

[vsnmxr-deactivated20160403]

A goy did this I bet my life on it.

[yr-fave-sell-out]

Hi! It’s queerdybbuk, I can’t find my phone so I’m getting my tumblr fix on Leah’s account. 

PSA On The Cookbook! I know it seems super strange but it’s actually an amazing book, and I thoroughly recommend it to all of you (like if this ever came from a non-Jew or wasn’t being authentic it would be extremely inappropriate, but it’s amazing). The idea behind the book is that all of these people who lost their family’s  never got to pass along their recipes to their kin, so these Orthodox Jews collected them and compiled them alongside their stories!  When using their recipe’s it’s like a special way to honor their memories, and as a separate component we can read their narratives and educate our own children about the Holocaust with them. 

[scyphozoic]

oh that’s actually super rad

[unbelievableundefeatable]

i really hope thats true because that’s super cool and sweet and wonderful

[butch-king-frankenstein]

My favorite thing about Thomas the Tank Engine is that it canonically takes place in a train post-apocalypse where the Island of Sodor is the only safe zone in a totalitarian dystopia in which steam trains are routinely killed and their body parts are sold or cannibalized for repair

If you think I’m kidding you need to read the original books

[co-rp]

could you please direct me to a source? i would feel much better if this was validated.

[butch-king-frankenstein]

It took me so long to find this quote online but I did it because it’s so much darker than one might expect from Thomas the Tank Engine:

"…Engines on the Other Railway aren’t safe now. Their controllers are cruel. They don’t like engines any more. They put them on cold damp sidings, and then," Percy nearly sobbed, "they…they c-c-cut them up." -”The Bluebells of England.”  Stepney the Bluebell Engine.  Rev. Awdry, Wilbert.  London: Egmont Publishing, 1963.

This illustration, by Gunvor and Peter Edwards, accompanied the above text in the original book, and depicts a pair of unfortunate Other Railway engines moments before being disassembled with a blowtorch.

[nightjarring]

HOLY FUCK LOOK AT THE ONE IN THE BACKGROUND THEY TOOK ITS FUCKING FACE OMG

[butch-king-frankenstein]

[zidane-xv]

the early thomas the tank engine books are pretty standard stuff. saccharine bubblegum type stories and illustrations. if you watched the show, it’s like that in book form. the second half of the railway series are so fucking dark and surreal i’m convinced they were a result of reverend wilbur awdry doing copious amounts of lsd and having hallucinations of his own death.

[butch-king-frankenstein]

Excuse me but the very first story in the Railway Series is about an engine who hides in a tunnel and refuses to run because he doesn’t want to get his paint job ruined in the rain, so railway management seals off the tunnel.

They eventually let him out because another engine breaks down or something, but the original plan was to just leave him in there forever.

[shulamithbond]

On the show, didn’t they also hook up one engine to a generator, so he’d never move again? That was literally one of the lines, I think. It’s on some other post on here. It was chilling.

[butch-king-frankenstein]

Yes!  This also happened in the books, to an engine referred to only as “No. 2″, but the television series applied the same scenario to an invented character named “Smudger”, in the episode “Granpuff”.

"Smudger," said Duke. "Was a show-off. He rode roughly and often came off the rails. I warned him to be careful, but he took no notice." "Listen, Dukie" he snared. "Who worries about a few spills?" "We do here! I said, but Smudger just laughed." "Hahaha!" "Until one day, Manager said he was going to make him useful at last. Smudger stopped laughing then!" "W-w-why? What did he do?!" "He turned him into a generator. He’s still there behind our shed. He’ll never move again."

[deducecanoe-deactivated20161213]

This is so fucked up

[unclewhisky-deactivated20150726]

No, listen.

Okay, so we see Railway Management doing all this shit, right, but supposedly it’s so much worse in the Other Railways? I mean, sure, you might get turned into a generator or bricked into a tunnel for not doing as you’re told, but at least you’re not cut up and sold for parts, right? It’s not so bad on the island of Sodor, right?

Or maybe that’s just what Railway Management wants the engines to think.

Maybe the island of Sodor is the real totalitarian regime, and the engine citizens (slaves) are fed propaganda, illustrated in hellish grays and sulfuric yellows, about how bad it is everywhere else, at all the Other Railways.

You are lucky to be an engine of Sodor.

Railway Management cares about you.

Trust Railway Management.

Stay on Your Track.

It Could Be So Much Worse.

[pretzelsnake]

m0n64 submitted:

For when you find that specal someone

an eggagment ring

DELETE YOUR BLOG 

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[thefandomdropout]

[baronessvondengler]

Bless this post.

[sourcedumal]

AMEN!!!!

[amroyounes]

Kitchen gadget you didn’t know you need:

Flower Pot Opener

Chicken Bottle Stopper

Birdy Salad Bowl and Utensils

Triceratops Corn Pins 

Snow Globe Salt and Pepper Shakers

Shark Knife Sharpener

Hot Man Trivet

Panda Toast Shaper

[findingpeaceinmyself]

[cynical-werewolf-deactivated201]

How most guys sit on public transportation:

How feminist on Tumblr think all guys sit on public transportation:

[professorgoogoo]

[drawsshits-inactive]

but no we get it, your BALLS ARE SIMPLY TOO MAGNIFICENT TO BE CONTAINED WITHIN A SINGLE SEAT, FORGED WITHIN THE HEART OF A DYING STAR YOUR BALLS CAN ONLY BE LIFTED BY THE MAN WORTHY OF THE POWER OF THOR

or how else will people know that you are a MANLY MAN WITH BALLS THE SIZE OF THOR’S FISTS

i mean i guess the men sitting with their legs closed are just WUSSIES WHO LIKE TO PRANCE AROUND WITH FAIRIES IN THEIR SPARE TIME IN TUTUS AND YOU DON’T WANT PEOPLE TO MISTAKE YOU FOR WIMPS

no no, we really do, you need to assert the fact that you indeed have testicles, how else will the public know

[haschennachwind]

White Polychromos on black paper 2014

[oe9]

does anyone else secretly have that “i liked it before it was cool” complex but wont admit it

[whataboutsargeantcrunch]

it’s more along the lines of “you guys were fucking making fun of me for liking this before it was cool” kinda complex

[anglophile-rin]

Also a “I super excitedly tried to show this to you years ago and you brushed it off and now you think you introduced it to me and that is infuriating” kinda complex