some kind of toddler or cow or dog

she/her | bodily 26 | plural | nsfw at times 🔞 but mostly sfw

[fujoshisaiyan]

Visit Original Link

[gaycunt420]

[willgrahamscock]

how it feels to be surrounded by perverted mutants

[willgrahamscock]

STOP REBLOGGING I MEAN MUTUALS

[willgrahamscock]

oh come onnnnnn

[estrogenpatchnotes]

[nem23]

[cursedpinterest]

[mangosteen]

[horsefigureoftheday]

Nova's tips for beating the heatwave:

1. Check that you have good access to shade trees, a shelter custom made to fit you and all your friends, and plenty of good airflow

2. Find the hottest, sunniest, and least windy part of you pasture and lay down

3. Make sure you look as much as possible like you have died of heatstroke

4. Get your friends in on it

[rexalogy]

i reference this all the time i forget it’s not a meme online but a children’s drawing i saw on the sidewalk once

[muscularguns]

[3000s]

[3000s]

[dogpuppy]

[fyeahbassethounds]

[geniusoflove]

good god when the mr clean magic eraser hits the stove......

[proheromidoriyashouto]

the panties hit the floor

[geniusoflove]

you know it brother

[an-american-whore]

Cant tell you how many times I rawd*gged my husband after I caught him using a magic eraser to clean the pasta sauce I burned onto the burner like some kind of primordial insect

[geniusoflove]

you know what i wish you would tell me

[girlballs]

not now sweetie. mommy is cutting a hole in this cantaloupe so she can stick her penis in it

[rueghost]

many ralys

[ooc-uma]

[wolveswolves]

By Tanja Askani