HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Thats gay, babes

[bettercallsaulamc]

If you could ask Walter White one question, what would it be?

[redpandarascal]

[crazy-brazilian]

[its-blorbin-time]

Mason Verger (tripping absolute balls in Hannibal’s trunk): are we there yet???

Hannibal (typing “Is human flesh safe for dogs? Thank you.” into the internet explorer search bar on his ipad): no

[ot3]

needing to eat multiple times a day is so unbelievably frustrating the only animals who have figured out how eating should work is snakes

[goodnightguys]

shrimb.

[btc-official-deactivated2024071]

Customer: WAIT I FUCKED IT UP CAN I TRY AGAIN

DMV: SHRIMB

Verdict: ACCEPTED

[droids-in-disguise]

Via twitter

[droids-in-disguise]

The tags on this post lmfaoooo

[droids-in-disguise]

gems from the tags: round 2

[beemovieerotica]

sorry to the sad tumblr girlies but the real cunt is in the room containing these 4

[redrook]

[killbilled]

They may think they’re Vikings, but we’ve been raised by wolves. Exposed to a pathogen that goes by the name Logan Roy.

SUCCESSION 4.05 - “Kill List”

[imposterogers]

if I was matt murdock and I found out the same chemical spill that blinded me and lit the world on “fire” turned a bunch of turtles into pizza loving ninjas I would lose it actually

[imposterogers]

I’m not going lie the thought of matt finding out he’s radioactive ooze brothers with this particular version of the tmnt has me in tears

[imposterogers]

matt, trying to recount his childhood and ignore the smell of turtle, three day old pizza, and sewer: …..so yah, after my dad died I was basically on my own.

the turtles, already planning on buying their radioactive waste brother a shirt that says “I fell in radioactive waste and all I got was these glasses”: cowabummer dude. our dad’s a rat

[ot3]

guys i think the barbie movie looks really fun too but can we please stop trying to act like a big budget film brand tie in for the flagship product of the planet's second largest multinational toy conglomerate is in any way shape or form a cultural or ideological underdog

[nicostiel]

#more twitter drama

[areallycreativeusername]

[tiktaalic]

[after an hour of reading a gaylor thread] it’s crazy how there’s been this huge shift towards conspiracy thinking in general and how lots and lots of people are so pattern pre disposed that they’re making them out of just Events That Happen In Life. It’s crazy how badly people want someone’s life to be following a Planned Out Narrative. I feel like critical thinking and fandomification and let people enjoy things and the bleed of queerbaiting into a term to describe irl people. And real life conspiracies across the spectrum are all part of the same cultural shift just expressed differently. And I think celebrities are often the focal point of these conspiracies because of the falsity of a job that requires you to be popular. The statements are prepared by someone else. They have people to manage to their image who purposefully call paps to create a story. This is in conjunction to reality tv where people go back and forth about scripted v unscripted. The line between reality and fiction is purposefully blurred for these people. They PAY people to blur the line. Sorry. I got bogged down in how fucked celebrity is. My point is that in general we’re experiencing a shift with critical thinking/analysis and I think you could make passable argument about how the kind of over analyzing we see is just as illiterate as under analyzing. [looks at my dash] Wjoah a tumblr post about tweets that are proof the supernatural finale was tampered with. Reblog

[firstaidspray]

[estrogenpatchnotes]

Krauser: "you haven't changed Leon, still the same soft rookie" Leon S. Kennedy who has done nothing but upgrade the combat knife for the last 6 hours:

[corndogninja]

The introductory “Hate” monologue from I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream, with AM voiced by the TikTok TTS

[mtsainthelens]

[revindicatedbyhistory-moved-dea]

we need a queer feminist retelling of breaking bad

[revindicatedbyhistory-moved-dea]

[that-house]

Making a shitty one-page RPG called Oh Shit It’s the Killer. The premise is simple: you’re a high schooler spending the weekend in the woods with your besties. The Killer is there also. He is trying to the Kill you

[that-house]

I say shitty not to demean the quality of my work but because it’s less an exercise in good game design and more an attempt to induce paranoid internal conflict that turns into murder (in game of course). It has like three mechanics and one of them actively encourages you to murder the other PCs

[that-house]

Great news!

It’s done

I put like three braincells into this, so if there’s anything about it that outright sucks, uh. Sorry not sorry, L + ratio + let’s use the 1-page restriction as an excuse for any unfun mechanics

[that-house]

“What if there was a game about being a genre-savvy slasher protagonist murdering their way to the role of Final Girl?”

“Sounds cool when exactly does the PvP start”

“character creation”