cats are just little friends

20s

[fleshdyk3]

genuinely in tears over this fucking video

[bimmyjimmy]

he has spring

[finsand-fangs]

Me when there's nectar, cactus fruit, and insects at the function.

[parasitoidism]

Line read that keeps me up at night

[pinejay]

i want lists and solutions by the time i finish this jiyuiceh box. warning ⚠️ I. AM. TIRSTY! and it is ᶠʳᵘᶦᵗ punch! and it is delicious

[segamascott]

[twistedpictures]

dudes online used to spend 72 hours on photoshop uninterrupted editing people’s faces to look scary and we called the finished product some shit like jeff the killer and put him in spirit halloween and on wikipedia These days you open tumblr and top of dash is a 42 note edit of jerma’s face so fucked up looking that it could’ve been used to texture a corpse in a y2k valve game and you get a little nauseous and otherwise just keep scrolling. and this is known as “a tuesday

[sibyllance]

Apparently someone got their car stuck on the light rail tracks at Mt. Baker. For those unfamiliar this is 35 feet up in the air

[hotvampireadjacent]

[moldavite]

some intimacy and access to a skeleton army would go like crazy right now

[stockpilingantihistamines]

[aesths-deactivated20220604]

[7dmom]

My case is actually more curious than Benjamin button

[cutecipher]

fuuuuck my pet peeve got loose

[wcdonaldo]

slamming the big red button on my desk labeled "bweh" over and over again to no discernible effect

[bimmyjimmy]

I heard a loud noise… he loves throwing this basket on the ground

[jame7t]

im covered in wifebites. im gonna turn into a werewife

[lamignonette]