[helllmouth-deactivated20250918]

why did the weed man heart react to my text

[helllmouth-deactivated20250918]

[milsae]

doodles

[mtsainthelens]

soooo the new apartment has roaches and besides from that im feeling a lot of really grim portents about it so i think i might actually just be moving back in w my mother, like, within the next week. not ideal obviously but fuck it what can you do LOL. at least ill save money on rent that way and ive been feeling homesick besides that. i need time to figure out my situation and i cant do that in an environment where i have to worry abt these fucking insects, my phobia is too bad

[futuremissingperson1]

@ageorama

[coffinvows]

harriet doodl

[digitalfossils]

[fairyw1ngs]

[norwoods-dni]

[mtsainthelens]

stop using the words you like because this random internet person finds it cringe

[lamignonette]

[xxds8]

[artbyblastweave]

Now obviously the hard part of launching a land invasion of Heaven will figuring out where they hid the hole. Finding the miniscule aperture, the hole in physical reality to which all souls are translocated at the moment of death, and then jamming something sturdy in there, getting it in reallll good and working it around until it's big enough to fit some guys with guns through. But the nice part is that the nature of Heaven means that, one, not many people get in in the first place, and two, none of them are good at fighting, because people who're good at fighting mostly don't go to heaven. Except us, when we find the hole. The point is that once we're in there's not much they're gonna be able to do. Pretty much we'll have free run of the place

[artbyblastweave]

Update! So we forgot about God

[bogleech]

Why are there just blobs of fake rubber meat that a bunch of unrelated microbes can build in the dirt but they've only ever been found in china and can't be classified any further than "biological objects"

[yourneighbortoasty]

sinkdog's dream

[courteous]

[mtsainthelens]

the goal posts might actually be in london

[mtsainthelens]

my coworker who drives drunk is, i suspect, upset w me for refusing a ride and because she waited for me assuming i was going to ride home w her when in actuality id left like twenty minutes earlier to walk home….

[grrlmusic]

LEMAIRE