Fuck My Fucking Life

I have a twin bro (that I'm not very proud of) and 4 other siblings, so my life is insanely demented. If anyone is willing to adopt me just call [phone]. Lawl. My favorite things are: Hair dye, music, nutella, Craig Mabbitt, clothes, cats, slender man, carpet, unicorns, bows, cute guys, and crayons. My favorite bands are: Falling in Reverse, Escape the Fate, BlesstheFall, Bring me the Horizon, Asking Alexandria, Pierce the Veil, Sleeping with Sirens, and IWrestledABearOnce. My blog is about my daily life.

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FML

Yeah, that unofficial date thing didn't last long. We were riding in his car when I wrote our initials (S and I) with a heart around it on his hand to see his reaction. He thought I mean't some sort of sports website and said "You like Sports Illustrated to?!". Then he left because 'he had to help his mom with the dishes', but his mom died 6 years ago in a car accident. Did I mention we didn't even officially make it to the park?

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Maybe Not FML?

Hopefully everything with me and this guy I fancy goes good today at the park? PLEASE GOD DON'T LET ME SCREW UP!

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FML

Friday, I came home from school to find that my dad had repainted my bedroom. I knew he was going to do this, so I bought eggshell white paint the day before. However, he decided to return the several unopened cans of paint that I bought for something "more neutral", like "Neon Green". Not only did he paint it myLEASTfavorite color, but he knew that it was my least favorite color. And did I mention he kept the money he got back?

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FML

Last night I was singing in the shower, when some suds from the shampoo that I thought I washed out fell into my mouth and down my throat. I gagged and sputtered for about two minutes before finally throwing up. -__- I felt like the biggest dumb ass ever.

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FML

Once, I went to see BlesstheFall :) it was all amazing and great until I decided to go crowd surfing. I was maybe too heavy because people jumped away instead of catching me. I fell right on my butt bone. It's still sore and it's been about 2 years. Fuck my life.

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This is me and my bro bro. We are fraternal twins. Fraternal means we aren't identical. He is to blame for my family being banned from Winn Dixie. Fucking fucktard.

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FML

Today, my twin brother thought it would be HILARIOUS to come up behind me and scare me at the grocery store. I ended up trying to punch him but hit my hand on the shelf behind him and as he jumped away, he landed on the other shelf and knocked down half the items. Now my family is banned from the only grocery store in our town.