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johndohp

How D A R E this show stunt this hard??

#I love this sm #tdp #I had to pause to laugh how dumb that was

FELIZ ANIVERSÁRIO, LABI 💕💕💕

Awww, Obrigada! :D As melhores saudações tripeiras!

S.O.S lychees

I really, really need them in AC Pocket Camp

My ID: 8334 7124 252

I have lemons and grapes selling

#ac: pocket camp #pocket camp #animal crossing #animal crossing pocket camp #ac pocket camp

sockablock

A Basic Guide to M9 Dialogue

Caleb: open your SAT prepbook. delete the contractions. add the verb “mumbled.” stir in german and self-loathing to taste.

Jester: she! is very excited!! about everything!! About anything!! About nothing at all!!! occasionally sprinkle in some friendly wisdom. her cheer is a mask of deep-seated pain but that’s alright because this town has a bakery.

Beau: AY, are you talkin’ to me? I said, are you talkin’ to me? Are you ready, motherfucker? Are you ready to throw down?? I will piss on your ashes, I don’t give a fuck. I hate my parents. I love my friends.

Molly: i am an idiot who never learned to read. My accent might as well be irish, and all my bullshit is well-intentioned. Fuck a bagel. Love yourself. Would you like to hear a fortune? I am contractually obligated to end on the word “dear”

Nott: hey, have you met my son? My wonderful, talented, incredible son? Oh, what’s that? Your parents aren’t around? Hey, how would you like to be my son? I know I’m not much, just a little goblin, but I can teach you all about crime.

Yasha: imagine all of scandinavia. make her sentences unbelievably vague. End abruptly. Stir in allusions to a horrifying past and a generous helping of I Loved My Dead Wife

Fjord: y'all’d’ve'f'I’d’ve

Caduceus: i know not what i am, nor what i have done. the earth will consume our bones at the world’s dawn, and the souls of lost angels shall weep in the quiet light. who wants ketchup on their tofu squares.

Jinko?

#bsd #bsd spoilers #bsd 3 #bungou stray dogs #bsd s3 #Why does the screenshot look innapropriate

Is there anyone fluent in french who could help me with some simple (?) multiple question exam?

And by simple I mean, I guess they are simple for a native speaker, not for me tho I only had french for 3 years back in middle school and now i have to take a portuguese government exam which needs french and it has mutiple choices but no oficial correction and it’s a mess help me im going insane

#studyblr #language

portugalnet

tw

#Important

Everything about the Crow Master is how it feels to be a grad student

#dragon prince #DP #Seasons 2 #DP S2 #Spoiler #Crow Master

That Simple Minds reference got me going

#dp #Dragon Prince #Season 2 #DP S2 #spoilers #? not really but

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#Lemme tell you: research in social sciences in Portugal is just sad #And frustrating and just a bad time overall #mini rant

evil-woman

Ser a única portista no meio de uma família sportinguista neste momento é a mesma coisa que ter um aneurisma

#O pior é que nós somos do Porto (cidade) e esta gente não valoriza a sua pátria-- perdão cidade

infpisme

legogradstudent

Greeting his advisor in the hallway, the grad student is not entirely certain that his advisor recognizes him.

savantasse

Stop calling yourself “meme king” or “pastel goth queen”. Stop romanticizing the monarchy. The revolutionaries are coming, with bayonets and torches; the people’s court will decide your fate. I am Maximilien Robespierre, leader of the jacobins. You are Louis XVI, trying to escape the Tuilleries. I point my sword at you. Vive la revolution.