You're such a polynigmion

Name: Cedric Nicknames: None Age: 22 Starsign: Aries (♈) Species: Zoroark Gender: Male Height: 9'8" (296cm tall. Cedric has gigantism)

[stimman4000]

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[rabbitindisguise]

"it's that fuckin chocolate guy again!!" I say, already knowing I'm gonna reblog

[linguisticparadox]

@linddzz

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[thewomenandthechildren]

It’s time to activate it…

Bites The Dust! now this entire post will be reversed!

[aliiiiiiice]

[avocadosfromfigaro]

[myothertardisisonthemun]

How many versions of this chaos are there

[swordarmsaxelegs]

This post is what you see when you’re having a stroke

[romanticwyvern]

You will never end up at the truth of the end of this post

[fukyourshit]

((cedric and cedric, but as a nergigante))

[fukyourshit]

((did some sketches of cedric and wallace. i also decided to see what wallace would look like if he weren’t albino

tfw really wanna rp again but none of my friends are even on here anymore hhhhh))

[ampervadasz]

[yea-u-right-deactivated20190716]

B I G B O Y

[that-twink-over-there]

ABSOLUTE UNIT

[fukyourshit]

cedric’s blog got marked as explicit and i appealed it but it’s still… not… letting me change his header and icon back? and the blog is still marked explicit? come on, tumblr

i mean it’s funny that cedric’s the one who called called out, but wallace and fidelia are fine

but still, there’s nothing explicit on any of these fucking blogs, and i got an email saying they removed the explicit mark, but nothing has changed. do i just wait or do i send another message saying the blog is still marked as explicit?

[fukyourshit]

YES. THIRD TIME'S THE CHARM. FINALLY JEEZ. YOU'RE WELCOME, CEDRIC

[fukyourshit]

cedric's blog got marked as explicit and i appealed it but it's still... not... letting me change his header and icon back? and the blog is still marked explicit? come on, tumblr

i mean it's funny that cedric's the one who called called out, but wallace and fidelia are fine

but still, there's nothing explicit on any of these fucking blogs, and i got an email saying they removed the explicit mark, but nothing has changed. do i just wait or do i send another message saying the blog is still marked as explicit?

[justanotherocpromptblog]

Tag your ocs

[fukyourshit]

Meena: (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ happy summer new friend!

Holy shit dude, who the hell are you???

[the-real-murasakibara-atsushi]

"What if I punched your stupid face in?"

….? Is that a threat?

Hmmmm…… do you realize, I could crush you before you even looked at me?

I will crush you.

[fukyourshit]

PFF- Oh??? You sure about that??? Like actually in real life sure??? OOOOOOOOOOOOH MAN.

That’s funny, ‘cause uh... last I checked, I was like nine-foot-somthing-inches, and YOU don’t even reach my shoulder

also you look like a fuckin’ polynigmion

but shit, dude, go nuts I gotta see this!

[ghostsashesbatsandseas]

"Is it true that you're actually a weenie"

“COME HERE AND SAY THAT TO MY FACE!”

[fukyourshit]

“I would but that’d mean I’d have to sit down just to be at eye-level with you”

[ghostsashesbatsandseas]

“Oooohhhh! That’s it! Dem’s fighting words!” The sableye lunges, teeth bared and claws out.

[fukyourshit]

Shoves the sableye away from him

“Dude, are you seriously trying to fight me ‘cause I called you short??? Oh my god, like everyone is short to me, stupid. ’S not that hard to take a joke; jeez.”

Honestly, he was slightly baffled by how far over this dude’s head the joke went. A true record.

[ghostsashesbatsandseas]

The sableye lands with a small thud and glares at the giant. “I don’t ca-… wait… you meant weenie as in ‘short’?”

Picks himself up and dusts himself off calmly, as if he hadn’t just tried to jump another person and beat them up. “Meh, I don’t care about that” A shrug and a glance. “So… who are you exactly?”

The sableye looks completely different now that he’s not a lunging mess of claws and sharp teeth but rather just standing there, looking.

[fukyourshit]

“Psht- no; but we can pretend that’s what I meant if it makes ya feel all good about yourself, or whatever.” He scoffed. This guy was like… super weird, and Cedric honestly couldn’t decide whether it was the “entertaining” weird or the “your existence gives me cancer” kind of weird.

“Cedric. And you are…?”

[ghostsashesbatsandseas]

“…… Okay, listen pal, I can take being called short, I don’t mind… but if you’re implying I’m weak and couldn’t kick your butt then I’m gonna be forced to show you otherwise, okay?” He said in a low, growling tone. “Otherwise we can just talk after such a… non standard introduction… Cedric”

The sableye blinked a few times, something was oddly familiar about this whole scenario. “Nox”

[fukyourshit]

“Yeah okay. Nox.

You think you’re gonna scare me or something? I’ve got no problem with casual chit-chat, but I have to make one thing clear first: you’re not gonna be ‘showing’ anything to me, bud. ‘Oooo I could kick your butt!’ Tsk- you gotta be joking.”

Now he was the one picking a fight, but whatever; Nox started it.

[ghostsashesbatsandseas]

He growled under his breath.

“No; but you come and insult me out of nowhere and expect to just walk off like nothing happened? I can’t let is slide just like that either… Plus, I take down things tougher than you for breakfast. Literally.”

Makes a ‘come at me bro’ motion with his hands.

[fukyourshit]

“Mmm. I’m sure. Listen, scrub, I really don’t care about the shit you eat, but I know how to make you eat through a tube for the rest of your life, how ‘bout that ya fuckin’ little shit?”

[popularhumor]

[titaniumamerican]

Dibs on the car

[yourownpetard]

“Well, since you’re single now…”

[nunyabizni]

Is there an open bar?

[hellsbells-zelsbels-archived]

“For someone that’s dead they’re still pretty hot.”

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

“Your dead son still owes me that kebab I bought him.”

[nunyabizni]

Why does he have an erection?

[hellsbells-zelsbels-archived]

Why DOESN’T he have an erection?

[yourownpetard]

“Since you’re all here, I’m gonna put on my mixtape. Trust me it’s fire!”

[starkillerrx]

“So is there gonna be any food or…”

[raccoon-boy]

“Why are we having an open casket?”

[fukyourshit]

“For real though, he deserved to die.”

[childofscarletarchives-blog]

source.

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[eldbitch-horror]

I did this the other day and i Ascended to a god like place in a different dimension.

[roleplayers-ink]

balancing personality flaws

[fukyourshit]

Conformist     ★★★★★★★★     Rebel

    Naive         ★★★★★★★★     Cynical

Indecisive      ★★★☆☆☆☆☆     Inflexible

  Selfish         ★☆☆☆☆☆☆☆     Self-sacrificing

Apathetic       ★★☆☆☆☆☆☆     Emotional

  Fearful         ★★★★★★★☆     Reckless

 Childish         ★☆☆☆☆☆☆☆     Humorless

Dependent     ★★★★★★★☆     Loner

  Passive        ★★★★★★★★     Aggressive

[straightupguzma-blog]

"Maaaan where's my gift?"

Guzma thrusts another baby Wimpod into your arms!

[fukyourshit]

“I- ooOH SHIT WHAT THE FUCKISTHAT???”

THROWS IT BACK

[avoidantgh0st]