Stupid Idiot

He/him, 20.

[spicy-apple-pie]

I think it would be really funny if Clark's parents in the dcu were just doomsday preppers or something lol

Commission Info / Kofi (members get comics a week early)

[nightlifemingus]

this is probably the only sex gif i will every reblog, because for some reason i feel like it’s more than just sex. i don’t know if it’s how they’re actually looking at one another or the way they can’t get close enough. he’s actually looking at her like a person and not just a sex object. 

but then again, it could be all in my head. i mean, this is how i would want it to be. but that’s just me.

[matt-murderock-deactivated20210]

I’m about 97% sure we’re not seeing the same gif

[viralfrog]

[gaymerkittycat]

[elizaisdunn]

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tfw you realize killing isn’t the answer and your cousin was lowk right

edit: prints available here!!!

[rockalillygirl]

Fuming because I just figured out Kara doesn't actually kill Krem in Woman of Tomorrow! He doesnt die at all in the comic- it has a much more complex restorative justice ending and they just Made That Decision for the film?!!

Also Craig Gillespie calling Kara killing Krem "emotionally satisfying"? Just ick. And he said *incorrectly* thay Ruthye kills Krem in the comic. Maybe read the the comic you're adapting dude.

There's plenty of room for deconstructed antiheros but I just dont think that works for Kara! She can be tough and snarky but is still an ultimately hopeful kind person!

Also they decided to really poison Krypto and I will never not be upset about Very Best Boy being put in danger 😭

[tatzelwurming]

listen i consider myself an empathic person but after a certain point i get sick of other people’s problems. my friend is always talking about how the jewel-eyed skull on their mantlepiece is tormenting them w its sinister beauty and im over it. like dude i don’t want to talk about this anymore. get rid of the fucking skull

[e-102]

you’ are biased against my skull

[tatzelwurming]

i’m not having this argument again man

[fairycosmos]

no one is coming to save you its true its true someone might be coming to hang outttttttttt though. someday

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

Settings > My Pillhead Uncle > Configure My Pillhead Uncle

[gardenofdelete998]

pillows have stopped having a cold side some time ago

[frickomode]

they sell items at tjmaxx that even God is not aware of

[steelart]

yesterday? blorbo stuff. today? blorbo stuff. tomorrow? you'll never guess

[gobusto]

unleashing the skeleton army on an unsuspecting populace?

[steelart]

yes god finally one of you gets it

[t4timekeeper]

ACCIDENTALLY LEFT MY MACERATED APPLE SYRUP ON THE STOVE AND IT CARAMELIZED I GUESS?

[t4timekeeper]

it was super thick and dark and golden and bubbly so i took it off the heat. happy accident.

[t4timekeeper]

tastes delicious so good. idk what to do with it though

[t4timekeeper]

thank you for your recommendation! with brief consideration, it has been disregarded.

[sheherlockholmes]

pet play but its with insects

[sheherlockholmes]

oh yeah baby youre my sexy little deer fly

[sheherlockholmes]

[gothgatorgirl]

Whatever. Cum my scarab.

[wav48k]

at the jfk museum. this place is kind of objectively funny as hell i think

[wav48k]

"i love your earrings" thanks! its where jfk got shot

[wav48k]

you can . you can hit him. w? In the head.

[punkrorschach]

[trashboat]

i go absolutely ape shit buck wild when people ask me if i want to run errands with them like Let’s Fucking Go. and my mind absolutely maxes out of dopamine when they ask if i wanna stop for coffee. and if someone took me to the park id go bonkers in funcking yonkers

[trashboat]

i got so high last night that i started ghostwriting for a golden retriever apparently

[cottoncandylesbo]

putting carbonated water in my super soaker and spraying it at dogs (they absorb the bubbling nature of the liquid and begin to ascend into the sky) (thousands watch in awe) (no one does anything) (the sight is, in essence, divine)

[catdotwav]

whatever you call this

[talbas]