Knock Me Out

“When I’m with you,” Gerard said so, so quietly. “It hurts. Less.”

[drowningsagittarius]

[flowercavities]

I get suicidal over the dumbest things & I’m tired

[riddle-of-revenge]

[nomoresuckers]

[mmmsimpsons]

[blackberryshawty]

"I brought you in this world-"

Ain’t nobody ask you to do all that tho

[lynzkar]

[left-reminders]

[fucky0uoops]

If I sense any hint of disinterest, I shut down so quickly

[ithelpstodream]

[ruinedchildhood]

[c3rvida3]

Bad News: Our boss locked the keys inside the building.

Good News: We didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.

Bad News: My boss finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory™. I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute girls.

Good News: A cute girl saw me do it.

Bad News: It was Maggie, and since she’s already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, she’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. She knows.

[sailorbryant]

There are million dollar blockbuster movies that were less entertaining than the rollercoaster this post just took me on. 

[savagememesmaster]

[lexluthervandross-deactivated20]

this picture circulates every time they have a scandal

[gaelgarcia]

Wait. I don’t have to leave. This is my part of the ship. You leave.

[hazelmarswolfe13-deactivated202]

[c-bassmeow]

This is amazing

[outofcontextarthur]

[resistdrumpf]