A Thing Happened

My wife made me do it. Updates to come.

[thorsbreakfast]

@tumblr calm the fuck down.

[fullmetalsquidpope]

You know they can't.

[fullmetalsquidpope]

Was clicking on random articles online and found an article of terrible mothers. Then I saw this.

[ladaleda]

[fullmetalsquidpope]

"So who are you? What do you want?"

Now that is motivation.

[somethingnottooclever]

#porchdickislimp

[hypergoomba-deactivated20171103]

new idea: the hyper bowl

it’s like the super bowl but 

you have two football fields placed in a cross formation

two teams play at once 

whatever happens in the middle happens

[fullmetalsquidpope]

Don't two teams already play at once? You'd need 4 teams.

[fullmetalsquidpope]

Also, I don’t think I stated this on Tumblr as of yet, but...

FOR THE HORDE!!

[fullmetalsquidpope]

So...I just found out today that Taylor Momsen, Lead singer of Pretty Reckless, was Cindy Lou Who in the Jim Carrey Grinch movie...I feel as if I should have known this.

toboldlygowherethewinchestersare

[the-devils-keeper-deactivated20]

replace one word of your url with bitch

[fullmetalsquidpope]

fullmetalbitchpope

[brandonfuckingdowery]

Reblog if at some point you've tried to see if you had super powers.

[tkseoul]

anyone who doesn’t reblog this is a filthy liar

[bragi-god-of-bullshit-deactivat]

I try to see if I can use the force on a regular basis.

[kry-tal-deadacc]

part of the reason i studied so hard was so i could move shit with my mind like matilda

[cozy-comfy-cuteness]

i still try

[thatseanguyblogs-deactivated201]

preach. that. ish. ::jumps out window:: … ::eats face:: … Next time…

[somethingnottooclever]

I still try to use telekinesis all the time. It hasn’t worked yet, but my grandmother is still alive so I’m hoping she just bound my powers.

[fullmetalsquidpope]

I keep trying to shoot Kamehamehas and clapping my hands and trying to transmute things.

[somethingnottooclever]

People act like Rick Rolling is a new thing. But fullmetalsquidpope Rick Rolled me at our wedding and that was 3 1/2 years ago…

[fullmetalsquidpope]

The whole wedding party was supposed to come out to "Damn it feels good to be a gangsta." I feel I made the right choice.