Home Is Behind The World Is Ahead

[misattuned]

[azrakon]

[the-grand-author-ne]

[remy-labelle-purple]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[bakersfield-row]

I’m going to have a fucking breakdown

[germaerobics]

HAAAANK! NO HANK!! THAT'S NOT A BACTERIOPHAGE! THOSE WOULD BE WAY SMALLER THAN A TARDIGRADE! THAT'S A RADIOLARIAN, A TYPE OF UNICELLULAR EUKARYOTIC ORGANISM KNOWN FOR ITS ELABORATE MINERAL SKELETONS! HAAAANK! THAT'S THE WRONG MICROBE!!!

[innerchildabortionclinic]

WTF (where's the feta?)

[facts-i-just-made-up]

OMG (on my gnocchi.)

[swan2swan]

Where's that tweet about how American chants are "let's go [team name] and some other country (Irish?) fans are "I've made up a song about the other team's drinking problem to the tune of London Bridge Is Falling Down one two three"?

[luimnigh]

[ladydevoir]

[soundcarvings]

I think we should all fuck off. I think we should all go to the library and just fuck off.

[lady-ofmischief]

Everyone is fighting a tough battle so reblog to give previous a sword 🗡️

[brittany-murphy]

[buqbite]

sometimes i feel ive got to

[buqbite]

‎

[buqbite]

‎

[buqbite]

run away

[yuckiee]

[shittttyproblems]

not today...

[vamptits]

they want you to make fried rice

[memser]

who is "they"

[vamptits]

the wok left

[solongandthanksforallthefish42]

how am I supposed to make fried rice if the wok left

[depsidase]

[do-not-u-dare]

Stole this from somewhere but i think it’s appropriate

[touchstonelevity]

[shortgremlinman]

[rnismatch]

my camel straight up told me "man i am not carrying another fucking straw" like wtf asshole its just one straw whats your fucking issue

[card-designers-without-borders]

[viralfrog]

[cameoamalthea]

Things to do with your twin

[benjacksonstanaccount]

I'm sorry but this is just too funny not to put here (not my screenshot)

[somethingunlikeanythingelse]

Well...Doctor Who IS the T.V. show of all time so