Sampled this kodak printer from ur moms house

personal blug where i post super secret personal shit :) sselloks is my main ssellocks is my dead aesthetic and art blug

[maidling-deactivated20260401]

i was doing some research for my retrospective video essay and i just found out that bender is named that for no reason at all despite the popular fan theory that it's because he overuses alcohol and or drugs also known as "going on a bender"

[pride-knightess]

[gazeldhazel]

thank you perverted trans women

[gumi-megpoidd]

important mod for every game

[darkmoonhyena]

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

[j-tee]

Getting moldy this semester

[mauditeaffaire]

new shorts fanart

[bangtanghan]

20250120 rework

[beagledoll]

I’LL BE YOUR DOG!

[fullmoondeathclassic]

Any thoughtful Yuri ? Any thought provoking philosophical Yuri out there? Yuri that makes you rethink your life? Hello?

[belovedghast-deactivated2023101]

(does them anyway)

[cottoncandylesbo]

haha wow! what a wonderful day! i don't know what could possibly make this day any better :)

[cottoncandylesbo]

3200 km away, a giant anteater (Myrmecophaga tridactyla) tromps through the thick glades of a brazilian grassland. it feels the strong summer air rush through its fur.

suddenly, it begins digging downward. it unearths small rocks and lines them up in a particular pattern, then smears mud between. the construction nears its completion, a wobbly monument of stone and earth.

the anteater places its head on the newly constructed stone plinth. a large branch, blown miraculously by strong winds, flies through the air and lands directly onto the neck of the prone anteater, severing head from spine. the anteater is dead.

[cottoncandylesbo]

Wendy's is offering free saucy nuggets with any $15 purchase on DoorDash or Uber Eats.

In thirteen hours, the ants will have eaten away at the entirety of the severed head.

You can get $3 off your order on DoorDash at select stores by including a Starry in your cart.

In seventy-three hours, the corpse will be mostly remnants of shape, bone with loose gristle. Botflies and various molds have come and gone.

[cottoncandylesbo]

the sun came out :D

the sun came out :D

the sun came out :D

the sun

[draiks]

[draiks]

[gomjabbar]

before 9/11 ends here is the single unintentionally funniest PSA to come out of the twin towers being destroyed

[we1rdsc1ence]

Fuck it [injects you with weird fucked up science goo]

┣▇▇▇═─

[h0]

ahhh!!! AHHH!!! (turns into this)

[begitalarcos]

[fullmoondeathclassic]

The car's on fire and there's no driver at the wheel

And the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides

And a dark wind blows

The government is corrupt

And we're on so many drugs

With the radio on and the curtains drawn

We're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine

And the machine is bleeding to death

The sun has fallen down

And the billboards are all leering

And the flags are all dead at the top of their poles

It went like this:

The buildings tumbled in on themselves

Mothers clutching babies picked through the rubble

And pulled out their hair

The skyline was beautiful on fire

All twisted metal stretching upwards

Everything washed in a thin orange haze

I said: "kiss me, you're beautiful -

These are truly the last days"

You grabbed my hand and we fell into it

Like a daydream or a fever

We woke up one morning and fell a little further down -

For sure it's the valley of death

I open up my wallet

And it's full of blood

[fullmoondeathclassic]