Glory, Glory to the Red Team

Cree || 18 panromantic demisexual nonbinary || xi/xem/xer I would love to talk to all of you, so don't be scared to shoot me an ask anytime!

[offtide-deactivated20150828]

internal screaming

[zzdigital]

What if someone got bitten by a vampire, but didn’t realize it. So then they go around and keep misidentifying all the symptoms, like

“Dude, you haven’t gone outside in a while.” “Yeah, last time I went out I got this wicked sunburn.”

“Are you still up?” “Yeah, I started bing watching this show on Netflix.”

“Dude, I’m seriously craving something right now.” “Like what?” “I dunno. Pizza rolls?”

[adriofthedead]

“Why is it that you never come into my house unless I invite you?” “Um, it’s called ‘being polite’…?”

[paulichu]

“I tried cooking with garlic the other night and got this serious burn on my hand. I think I’m allergic, but all I’m getting on Google is vampire bullshit.”

[samarajournal]

“Dude can a mirror like… stop working or something?”

[espeoradar]

“Dude, why do you keep posting pictures of the floor?” “…Those are meant to be selfies, I guess my camera must be broken.”

“Dude, I am all for you expressing your religious beliefs, but could you not wear your crucifix when I’m around? It really bugs me for some reason.”

[thecarlonethatalsowrites-deacti]

“I went to church yesterday and the holy water was really hot!”

[recondite-room]

“Have you ever noticed how cute bats are? like really noticed? sweet lil balls of fluff with wings man.”

[lettherebedoodles]

“I had the most horrible dream last night.” “Dude, have you seen Billy? I’ve been trying to get ahold of him all day.” “… Funny you should mention that… Speaking of Billy… that dream I was telling you about…”

[eviltt]

“… Are you wearing glitter?”

[lettherebedoodles]

(( I’m certainly not an expert, most of this is simply based on my own experimentation and preferences, but here are a few ideas from my personal style choices.

When going for androgyny (based on the female figure) lean towards clothing that isn’t form fitting. Baggy shirts, hoodies, or layered outfits work nicely since they can somewhat mask your shape (you can also find sports bras or chest binders that help flatten the chest).

Choose muted “gender neutral” colors (dark reds, blacks, blues, earth tones), simply because bright/warm colors are so often associated with femininity.

Also, keep in mind that androgynous clothing can lean either more masculine or feminine based on how you present yourself (makeup, hair, etc.).

If you are struggling with family expectations, try finding women’s clothing that fits this general look and can be adjusted to suit your needs. Androgyny has become more popular and there are a lot of stores that now sell androgynous and multi-sex clothing… There are also a lot of great resources online. )) 

[macleod]

just do it

[streaksofmoonlight]

This is the best one

[lettherebedoodles]

(( Happy 4th of July America! :) ))

[eviltt]

View this post on Instagram

Am I fuqboi enough? 😎😆 My parody of the ridiculous #dontjudgechallenge on Twitter. I’ve never seen so many people jump on a bandwagon that involves covering your face in toothpaste and lipstick. Go check it out if you’d like to feel mildly uncomfortable. ;) #lgbt #wheredidmydickgo

[lettherebedoodles]

(( Gay Disney for Pride! :) ))

[squashbananaswinging-deactivate]

But I like Gay Disney way better it’s so ADORABLE ASDFGHJKL

[jumpinjulianofnorwich]

Ok so yes Steve at Peggy’s funeral will no doubt be heartbreaking and sad but imagine at the reception he gets seated next to this eccentric 95 year old lady who starts telling all of these crazy stories about the shenanigans she and Peggy got up to in New York and Steve despite being really torn up can’t help but laugh cause he gets a glimpse of the Peggy he used to know, and when she’s done she turns to Steve and asks “So how did you know English?”

[rapacityinblue]

THANKS SATAN

[killerkhaleesi]

BLESS

[reliquiaen]

AU where people age until they reach 18 and then stop aging until they meet their soul mate so they can grow old together.

[australian-government-deactivat]

i’d never die

[verylargetomato-deactivated2021]

but imagine already being in a relationship at 18 and then at 22 you’re both sitting there looking at each other and realizing that you both haven’t aged a day

[deactivated01847192184-deactiva]

imagine platonically moving in with ur best friend at 18 and then realizing a few years later that you’ve been aging together

[sadgaywerewolf]

imagine purposely never finding your soul mate so you can reign eternal

[airtrafficcontroller]

holy shit i think we may have stumbled upon the greatest romance/adventure concept ever

[enlistedjess-deactivated2017010]

What if you killed your soul mate so you’d make sure you never aged.

[dissypoo]

This just makes me really want a story where the main antagonist is someone who has been killing their soulmate for centuries whenever they find them, and the main protagonist is the newly re-incarnated version of their soulmate

[rainyfrogs]

okay but you guys dont realize the potential.

imagine meeting a handsome young man who’s seen as a player and sleeps around a lot and you notice a scar along his arm and ask where he got it. he just look down at his feet and said “i used to be a soldier in world war one”. He’s been sleeping around and hooking up so much cause he’s been trying to find his soulmate for years but hasn’t yet.

Imagine going on your first date with someone and you really hit it off and then the next day you notice a grey hair and call them on the phone excitedly screaming and they both just sit on the phone hysterically crying and laughing.

Imagine sitting in silence with your partner and having them say out of the blue “i feel so old when im around you… but… in a good way” and thats the moment you know that they love you.

imagine having a dog thats 18 in human years and it starts to get gray patches of fur because they loves you so much.

imagine noticing you look older and freaking out but then stopping and getting super confused because “im not dating anyone right now…. which of my friends is my soulmate… WHICH ONE IS IT!?!?!?” and then they hopelessly date everyone they know in order to find out which one it fucking was. it was the pizza delivery guy the whole time. they went on 27 dates that all ended in confusion and heartbreak and it was the god damn pizza delivery guy from a month ago the whole fucking time. 

imagine someone dating their partner for 5 years and then having an affair. only after the affair do they start aging.

imagine nuns who start to age after they ceremoniously “marry god”

imagine people getting surgeries to look older cause they dont want people to think theyre alone.

imagine having parents who wont let you date anyone but they start to notice you aging and then you have to have a terrifying “surprise im gay and i have a boyfriend haha oops” conversation

imagine seeing couples with teenage kids and the couple both looks 18.

i could go on for hours.

[the-anime-man]

imagine immortal aromantics/asexuals

[capslockapocalypse]

the dog one my he ar t is broken

[pottinglilies-deactivated202202]

Marauder’s Era Detention Slips: ( 3 / ∞ )

[saphynias]

ok ok ok i went down to the river looking for my dogs and they were nowhere to be seen and then suddenly A DEER JUMPS UP FROM THE DEPTHS AND JUMPS ACROSS THE RIVER and I’m just standing there gaping and feeling like I’m in a fucking fairytale

[saphynias]

[spiderkiss]

I worked at a phone survey place once. I was lucky in that good unions had come before me and made sure the workers got good break hours. But it’s one of the most mentally stressing jobs I’ve had.

We even had surveys where people were offered MONEY for participating (of course since these people we in high paying jobs you still barely ever got an interview set up) and the number of times you would get people getting angry with the workers, giving them the run around (Seriously don’t tell the interviewer the person isn’t there to get rid of them, it just means they have to call back later, a simple no from the target and they wont call again).

calling people for a living is stressful and exhausting and these people are just trying to do their job.

Do not intentionally make their lives harder

[drferox]

I’ve received calls like this at work.

It’s annoying when you’re told the interview will take ten minutes, and it’s dragging on to 20, but my main issue with them was that I was on the clock, being paid by my workplace. I didn’t think it was ethical to do a paid survey during work hours.

But I wanted the money, so gave the caller my mobile number to call after work. A better compromise.

[vaelynx]

Ehh, it’s super unlikely that anyone would find out and get you fired over it.

[drferox]

Being found out doesn’t matter.

Work is often very busy, with actual clients to deal with or call back. I don’t feel it’s ethical to do a paid survey on work time.

[ratboypuppy]

imagine your otp

[chilloutjohn-deactivated2017060]

TEENLOCK AU OF LESTRADE DOING THIS TO SHERLOCK AND JOHN AHHH

[graphrofberk]

[everythingmatters]

this app is truly amazing

[minuiko]

AU where Bianca di Angelo survives and Nico miraculously lives to old age and somehow everything is still tragic as hell

[picture-of-sophisticated-grace]

[saintdollyparton]

This was the most Anna Kendrick-y thing in the whole movie.

[theatremissfit-deactivated20160]

What is Chris Pine even doing with his hand

[boshrocks]

That’s called The Royal Wave and its something he learned on The Princess Diaries 2