In probably the most farcical move of all time, I got drunk and lost my phone, went out and bought a new one, and then immediately lost the brand new SIM card when it FLUNG OUT OF THE PLASTIC AND ACROSS MY BEDROOM INTO THE ABYSS. So I essentially have an iPod touch with Wi-Fi access until I can go get ANOTHER SIM card. And I’m locked out of my Facebook. This sucks lmao
I found the SIM card
















