Extinction Hate Blog

he/they who done got got by the horror podcast bug. big up the Magnus Archives, Malevolent, and The Mechanisms

[animentality]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I think a lot about who I am to other people in the world–particular who I am to strangers as a mere concept in their lives.

Today this woman called our information desk and said, “my son’s band is playing tonight. I want to come see him, but he never answers his phone…..I want to be there. Have you heard anything about his band?”

And I felt so bad for this lady but I’m not in the music scene around here so I had to tell her no, sorry.

Five hours later, I’m hiking and run into a group of guys setting up for some outdoor performance, and as I watch them unload the drums it hits me.

“Hey,” I said, “are y’all in a band?”

They said yeah and smiled and I told them “one of your moms called today. She wants to watch you play, but she can’t get a hold of you. Call your mom.”

And they all pulled out their phones and started discussing whose mom it probably was as they presumably dialed their own.

And now, unless we meet again and recognize each other, that’s who I’ll be forever to those guys–some mysterious courier for mom-messages who came out of the woods and told them their mom called.

I didn’t even tell them why their mom called me. Who am I to their mom?? Nobody even asked. They just took my word for it and called their mothers.

Amazing.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I’M LAUGHING!!! THEY DIDN’T EVEN ASK WHO I AM.

[teaboot]

Took Ollie to the vet today. And I'm not gonna say who. But ONE of us had a panic attack immediately after the checkup and wouldn't get out of the sink

[teaboot]

it was a difficult morning for everybody

[purple-ravaged]

happy pride month!!

[recklessmoss]

⚔

[spyglassrealms]

I booted my old laptop to find a file and was once again dealt immediate psychic damage by my desktop wallpaper

I open this thing just infrequently enough that it catches me woefully off guard every single fucking time

[sab3rtooth]

patterns left by woodworms on driftwood

[onenicebugperday]

PLEASE search "beetle gallery" and look at images. The patterns larval beetles leave behind under the bark of trees while feeding are so so beautiful

[confirmed-and-contorted]

“ah, my lady, watch your footing near these stai-”

CLANG-KLINK-SCREEK-CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK-SKREE-CLINK-TSCEECH!

[b0nkcreat]

eyes emoji was the perfect invention for nosy people. like 👀 whats going on over here 👀👀 i just wanna know #LetMeKnow 👀👀👀

[teaboot]

“Why are you scared of dating” I’m not scared of dating, I just haven’t found anyone’s company to be more enjoyable than my own. And also I don’t care

[justlightmeonfire]

I just don't want anyone to steal my very cursed amulet

[teaboot]

Also the amulet

[whimsicalmayhem]

Is that you talking? Or the amulet? Are you SURE a new hand doesn't want to touch the beacon?

[teaboot]

The amulet and I are not currently looking for a third

[no-one-offical]

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[foxgirlmindcrank]

[foxgirlmindcrank]

[ozempicofficial]

[bastadawg]

[official-boob-posts]

this is something a creepy guy would wear or a straight couple would have printed on their baby’s jumper

[teaboot]

me when I'm sexually harassing the surgeon about to perform my mastectomy

[mascaraphernalia]

i cant believe they kicked her out of the convent on her birthday :((( can't a girl just stab someone ONCE on her special day?

[perihelion-with-hat]

not even Allah himself could take my maid dress blorbo away from me

[natalieironside]

How do I make Google understand that when I searched for "Goth girl names" I meant that like Amalfreda and Radagonda and not like Enoby Darkness

[natalieironside]

Though little is known about them, some historians believe that the House of Enoby, the Enobyngii, were the most powerful tribe of Goffs in their day. Linguists still speculate what influence Crimean Goffic had on the East Germanic branch.

[natalieironside]

Some limitanii stared at me

I put my middle finger up at them

[lovergirl-latte]

And for the lady, perhaps a MFM threesome where the guys are also a little gay for each other?