any of you hookers know how to bowl?

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[fulminare-art]

COMMISSION ME RAHHHHH

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[catsplushellhounds]

whatever. i dont care. doesnt mean anything right

[gobliiine]

If Lestat asked “would you still love me if I was a worm” Louis would say no immediately, and wouldn’t even hesitate. It starts one of their biggest crashouts

If Daniel asked “would you still love me if I was a worm” Armand would reveal the beautiful worm enclosure with sun lamps and fresh substrate he keeps prepared for such an occasion because You Never Know When Your Partner Might Transform Into A Worm

[monsieurmorpheus]

Armand in 30 mins

PS you can request a character and a time limit in my inbox

[professional-rat-eater]

I was never someone who fully bought into the “Armand is Alice” theory, I mostly assumed some of Daniel’s memories of Alice blurred with Armand or Armand deliberately replaced himself with her in those memories. However I don’t like how down some of you are on the silliness of Alice not even being a real person, even if it’s not possible, so I’ve decided to double down.

Not only do I think Alice is a fictional character invented by Armand, I also think Daniel’s second wife is Armand, as are both of his daughters. I think Armand faked all nine months of a pregnancy not once but twice, gave birth to himself both times and pretended to be his children for decades. I think Armand has four different phones, each of which belong to the characters he has invented. I think he has a series of very expensive wigs so he can pretend to be them but each of the wigs just looks exactly like the hair he already has. I think he told Daniel to fuck off himself in 2002 at the graduation, after completing all four years of the degree mind you, just so he could guide him to the Rothko chapel afterwards.

Not only do I think Armand was the student Daniel had rough sex with in the 90s, I think he is everyone Daniel has ever had sex with post-1973. I think he is Daniel’s publisher, his agent, his dentist, his doctor. I think when his wives were giving birth, he was the wives, the babies, the midwives, the doctors and the receptionists at the front desk both times. I think Armand was every member of the jury and board when Daniel won both Pulitzers. I think he went bankrupt buying up every single copy of IWTW and I think he coordinated the book tour. I think he was every employee at every bowling alley along Lestat’s tour route just so he could give Daniel shoes that are slightly too big or slightly too small. In fact, I think anyone outside of Louis that Daniel ever interacted with in those 52 years was actually Armand.

[battleaxepixie]

[zxxcxw6613]

What Happens When You Turn The Devil Down?

[neptunecity]

𝑫𝒆𝒗𝒊𝒍’𝒔 𝑴𝒊𝒏𝒊𝒐𝒏⚜️ | also posted on Instagram & Twitter

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

You can't stop. You're addicted to the shindig.

#californicationfetish

[wiltkingart]

anointment

[junglejim4322]

Something I think about a lot is when dj khaled spent a day lost at sea on a jet ski literally just because he drove away and got lost and started live posting about it and as he got increasingly panicked he started making like inspirational insta stories about his opps wanting him to fail even though he was entirely responsible for the situation and just started saying shit like “they don’t want you to WIN. they don’t want you to get found when you’re lost at sea in the dark”

[machine-unlearning]

god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage

[perriaeyjeve]

[dogpuppy]

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[videogame-fake-brands]

The Neutral Laundromat That Makes Everyone Wonder Why on Earth There are Four Laundromats in the Same Area ROBLOX Laundromat - Regretevator (2020, Roblox)