Hot Mess Express

Summer. Aspiring Actress. TV Junkie. Cat lover. Broadway Nerd

[hanfarfaraway]

Joel Maisel: *Cheats on Midge"

Me: i fucking hate Joel he’s not a good guy

Joel: *Beats the shit out of guys who heckle Midge and admits that’s she’s amazing*

Me: THATS MY FUCKING MAN

[fumbleditatthewire]

The first preview of the spongebob musical went off without a hitch.........except when Wesley Taylor threw his Plankton puppet into a bucket but missed so it spent the opening number getting kicked around stage

[theparttimemisanthrope]

Sansa: Your list?

Arya: Of people I’m going to kill.

Sansa:

[driflloon]

I love expressing myself via spending money

[eearth-deactivated20180601]

I’m in debt as performance art 

[not-like-the-restaurant]

Friend: “Hey, I haven’t seen you in forever! how are you?”

me: “Fine, thanks.”

Lemony Snicket from outta nowhere: “Of course, in this case, ‘fine’ is only meant to reassure. She has never been less fine, nor was she ever fine in the first place. Here, the word ‘fine’ could be defined as ‘I am actually slowly dying on the inside, but don’t wish for anyone to worry’.

[fumbleditatthewire]

Having one of those moments where I realize how lucky I am to be living in the place I am with the people I'm with

[tastefullyoffensive]

[kaible-deactivated20181205]

This is one of my favorite posts because that cat’s fucking name is fucking meatloaf

Let us just appreciate that this person’s dad didn’t know when they would be home and so he couldn’t plan for them to be able to join the family for dinner, but he knew with no doubts that dear sweet Meatloaf staying in that exact position for hours was an absolute in this scenario. Truly, that cat was named well.

[pizzacatsandboobs]

one of my favorite posts on tumblr over the course of 5 fucking years.. clearly i need a life

[disgustinganimals]

Meatloaf is a reliable cat and did not steal the money for selfish reasons. A rare friend.

[yourshipsaregross-blog]

I love Meatloaf. :)

[whiska-aliapoh]

Bless Meatloaf

[coloradoqueen]

Reblog Money Meatloaf to get surprise $40

[cherylblossom]

#you can’t close a chapter on this show without one last hope speech from Snow White

“This isn’t the end. I mean, maybe of this book, but it isn’t ‘the end’ end. Now we get to see what’s next. 

Believing in even the possibility of a happy ending is a powerful thing, but living with that kind of belief? That’s the most powerful thing of all. That’s hope.

So you ask, what now? Now we get to keep going on. We get to keep doing what we love. With the people we love. An ending isn’t happiness. Being together is.” 

[odonoghues]

[onceuponadaily]

What now? Now? Now we get to do what’s next.

[onceland]

[yasmin-khan]

2x06 || 6x20

[ohmycaptn]

[fumbleditatthewire]

BLESS UP YOU TWO!

[killianjones]

[killianjones]

#the cutest thing ive ever seen

[fumbleditatthewire]

Becoming once upon a time trash once again has truly been the highlight of senior year

[yet-i-remain-quiet]

Killian: After tomorrow, there’ll be no getting rid of me.

Emma: Promise?

Killian: Aye.

[kat-rose-griffith]

For supposedly being the worst evil that they have ever faced, the black fairy is really chill. The fact the we’ve gotten uninterrupted domestic captain swan multiple times is unprecedented for storybrooke villains

[fumbleditatthewire]

Now that I've gone back to 2013 and become ouat trash once more I must say these people were allowed to have a girls night out at the bar and a domestic pancake breakfast while supposedly being hunted down.