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Alex Pislaru. I am just 5 feet. Therefore fun sized Toronto, Canada. Check out webkinzproblems.tumblr.com

[weloveshortvideos]

Don’t play with my emotions

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lush employee pouring actual dirt into my hands: so I noticed u have dry skin and greasy hair and have no friends because you’re ugly and this will help with all that :) and it’s only $87 :)

[ommanyte]

he’s not reading this

[makahitaki]

Who?

[ommanyte]

Jared, he’s 19 and he never fucking learned how to read

[bob-belcher]

[memewhore]

[horsegirlkj]

😂😂😂

[sadspaghetti]

*gets tagged in ugly facebook photo*

[dakotaaaa]

there are some dystopian ideas coming from the White House lately

[invalleumbraemortis]

Lord

[garak-pussy-indulgence]

I hope this post was something actually coherent bc all this hellsite would load was: 

[porterr-robinson]

[nokiabae]

you have to unlearn social cues to be a lush employee

[gottmik]

it’s true. i worked at lush last christmas and during the mandatory 3 day, 15 hour training they encourage you to stay with customers until they buy something. if someone says “just looking” we’re supposed to say “for what?” and if they won’t budge we have to leave and then come back a few minutes later and start talking about the product they’re looking at.

[failnation]

21st Century Macgyver

[a-bottled-star]

W H A T

[failnation]

21st Century Macgyver

[a-bottled-star]

W H A T

[distinguishedbaloney]

[officialnaomicampbell]

“It’s Prada”

[alittleslyvia]

Did she really slap him like that because ‘it’s prada’? Specially when she got it back? Like wtf its annoying yeah but like, push him like whatthefuckever but a prada isn’t worth humiliating someone? I donno wtf and she’s like proud it was on camera like fuck you, FUCK PEOPLE WHO ARE LIKE THAT.

[evilrashida]

He’s stole her hat you fucking freak lmao

[angelbabyspice]

should’ve bitch slapped him

[writing-prompt-s]

You don’t remember what you do for a living. Literally. You black out for 8 hours 5 days a week and a paycheck appears once per month.

[tamamoland]

sounds like a dream job

[winemom-culture]

sounds like what i do already

[rainbowchilll]

lmfao me

[tastefullyoffensive]