softly, slowly

hey my name's jane, midwest, 21. My other blog is @deadrural

[theglowpt2-deactivated20200101]

behold, the only valid mood chart

[tenderstems]

[mshep]

Don’t I have enough armed lunatics following me already?

DRAGON AGE: ORIGINS (2009) Bioware

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https://www.instagram.com/unfinstory/

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Credit: @Unifins

[theoldestchorusgirlintheworld]

Having sex with someone actually is a big deal and involves a ton of vulnerability and I think it’s extremely troubling and gross and unhealthy and actually exceptionally dangerous that we pretend otherwise and encourage people to “be mature” by compartmentalizing/completely eliminating their deeper human emotions from their sexuality and that any other view is dismissed as prudish and invalid and unenlightened and childish and restrictive. I can’t think about this too much because it makes me rage but I hate how much porn and capitalism have destroyed how we understand and experience sexuality and intimate connections with one another so much.

[grumpytrans]

don’t even TALK to me if your dwarven crafts aren’t direct from orzammar

[minowly]

[01101010-01100100]

his name is take a look

[tideartist-deactivated20171102]

Needed this to cheer up–

[disgustinganimals]

please watch with sound on

[leatherjacketsupervillain]

That’s Cumlord! You can find his page on Facebook!!

[leaf-jelly]

that’s what

[mexicanine]

WHOMST

[dreamsequencer]

Good news guys

[adventures-in-poor-planning]

"oh homeless people are just gonna use your money to buy drugs" and? and?? the government uses my tax money to buy bombs and cops, you think I care if someone in a shitty situation uses money I gave them to feel marginally less shitty? fuck off!

[lifeinpoetry]

i killed a plant once because i gave it too much water. lord, i worry that love is violence.

— José Olivarez, from “Getting Ready to Say I Love You to My Dad, It Rains,” Citizen Illegal

[whitepeopletwitter]

[sailorcuba]

the purest form of serotonin is when a cat looks at u and u go like “what?” and it meows at u

[harpyhormones]

genuinely blows my fucking mind that anyone thinks that elon musk is smart in like, any capacity, let alone “the smartest man on the planet” like….. that man? the send-a-the-car-into-a-space man? the “im gonna build a stupid lil mini sub to rescue these kids instead of just letting divers do it” man? the “im not gonna have industry standard caution taping in my tesla factories because i dont like the color yellow, causing many injuries” man? that fucking man? i hate techie bros worshipping this man like hes some real life iron man shit

hes all the smugness and bad politics of iron man with none of the engineering ability

the man is a fucking idiot trust fund kiddie

[newusernamepending]

This may be an “unpopular opinion” but the most annoying kind of people are middle class twenty-something year olds who have made seeing a therapist (and telling everyone that they should too) a major part of their personality.

[cumdumpstiel]

the bat is me and the hands are god manhandling me into the light of a mortal lifetime. driving me to impotent fury against a hold i cannot hope to shake. unable to perceive the full form of my captor with my half-sighted eyes. as you can see i am very small.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Fucked up how a goblet is a cup not a baby goblin

[whatthehellisgoingon9374-deacti]

I love being in a timeline where headlines like this exist