Aw Jeez, Hooligans

I'm sorry for my sins 😅 (Stanchez, Mammett, etc etc)

[deepcurrentart]

christmas smooches happy holidays uwuwuw

[thebalancedangel]

[Is…IS RICK TOUCHING THE BIRD BOOBIE?! 🤣😍🤣 ]

[deepcurrentart]

ofc he is

[yo-daddys-my-bitch]

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

10 of Pentz came thruuu

[violaslayvis]

Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!

[borkdork]

I could seriously use this money right now….

[ashashi-corner]

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.

[mchashimi]

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

[penprp]

Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…

[leradny]

I NEED TO FIX MY CAR DOOR

[getlostpeeves]

It fucking WORKED.

[kezia-kawaii]

give me money

i can’t afford to breathe

[mercury-kid]

i need to fix my whole life please

[wind-the-music-box]

….. Pentacles.

[allaboutthebooz]

Please

[babysimpala]

Don’t argue with 10 of Pentacles

[wahbegan]

I don’t see a lot of Old God positivity on tumblr...

so let’s get some going!!

-Like if you think Moder, the Undying Eldritch Mother of the Forest, is so beautiful you daren’t gaze directly upon her lest the eyes be plucked from your insolent head and it is a privilege to fall on your knees and worship

-Reblog to ask her on a date

-Ignore to be gutted and hung from a tree

[nirlanie]

miamii

[evaroze]

The Flesh Curtains~

Edit: changed the file to png so the quality wasnt that bad!

[vanilla-morty]

An Apocalyptic AU I came up with, where Rick steals this time traveling device, but it malfunctions and throws him 15 years in the future where he meets a sexy, adult Morty that tells Rick that the Galactic government has taken over the entire multiverse after getting their hands on portal technology.

Will Rick be able to get Back To The Past? Or will Morty’s new six pack kill him before the government?

[imbackwithanewurl]

According to chemistry, alcohol IS a solution.

[flurbos-blog]

[thenearsightedmonkey]

By Lynda Barry  May 2016

[kateordie]

Every time I see this I love it more

[funeralswithcake]

Why does the artwork look like rick and morty???

[x274]

“If crying will solve anything, I want you to cry.” song

[morty-c137-smith]

Aw

[morticia-smith]

This is the dirty money grandpa. Reblog to get thousands of dollars coming ur way soon

[sm1j-deactivated20260310]

CAN’T RISK IT

[madchrison]

oh no

[madchrison]

practice!

[gh0stzenk0]

so my friend wanted me to make a corgi Rick I delivered~ :D

[ilikewhatricksgot]

most adorable thing I have ever seen 

[isadoraarkham]

Rick had it coming Rick had it coming He only had himself to blame If you’d have been there If you’d have seen it I betcha you would have done the same!

You know how Ricks have these little habits that get you down Like My Rick Rick liked to burp No, not burp, Fart So I came home this one day And I’m really irritated I’m looking for a little bit o’ sympathy And there’s Rick lyin’ on the couch, drinkin’ a beer and burping’. No, not burping’ FARTING’. So, I said to him, I said “You fart one more time” And he did So I took Ricks gun And I fired two warning shots Into his head.

I met my Rick from the Citadel about two years ago And he told me he was mortyless And we hit it off right away So, we started living together He’d go to work, he’d come home I’d fix him a drink, we’d have dinner And then I found out, “Mortyless” he told me Mortyless, my ass Not only was he not Mortyless Oh, no, he had six Mortys One of those Trainers, you know So that night when he came home from work, I fixed him his drink as usual You know, some Ricks just can’t hold their arsenic.

Now, I’m standing in the garage Putting away some tools, Minding my own business, In storms my Rick in a jealous rage. “You been Squanching’ Squanchy, ” he says. He was crazy And he kept on screamin’, “You been Squanching’ Squanchy.” And then he ran into my knife. He ran into my knife ten times!

I loved my Rick More than I can possibly say. He was a real artistic guy… Sensitive… A Inventor. But he was always trying to find himself. He’d go out every night looking for himself And on the way He found Birdperson, Unity, Pencilvester and Noop-Noop I guess you could say we broke up Because of artistic differences. He saw himself as alive And I saw him dead.

[zoxiee]

|| I always had a crush on Beetlejuice when I was a kid.. I guess my taste in rotting old men hasn’t changed much? And of course I made a Rick and gave him a Stan to haunt. To summon him just gotta yell out Picklejuice three times or something..

[burritodetodo]

Behind the scenes of Morty’s Mind Blowers

[thesnadger]

More Cops and Robbers AU. It was already sickeningly cute so I had to add a wee Soos. Since the Mystery Shack doesn’t exist in this AU he ends up meeting Stan through shenanigans.

Don’t worry, they won’t be his sole guardians for long.